The Colbert Report
The Word - No Regrets
Season 3 • 07/25/2007
Stephen feels so strongly about tonight's word, he got it tattooed on his arm.
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Stephen suggests that by eating endangered animals we can prevent their extinction.
The Colbert ReportS3 Movies That Are Destroying America: Chuck and Larry
Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bush's Butt
If the Bush administration is so secretive, would they have publicly handed over power to Dick Cheney while the president got a camera stuck up his butt?
The Colbert ReportS3 Joining the Illuminati
Stephen tried every crazy handshake he could think of when he met President Bush.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 7/24/07
Stephen discusses a scandal in the German zoo system, talks about the summer blockbuster season and interviews executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 7/25/07
Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Thompson Campaign
Stephen believes America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.
The Colbert ReportS3 Hometown Hero Town - Bryce Canyon City
In order to establish Colbert Report City, the show will now be taped in Utah. Go Jazz!
The Colbert ReportS3 Daily Kos
Hey New York Times -- Stephen didn't spoil Harry Potter for you, don't ruin the war in Iraq for him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Charles Kaiser
When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - No Regrets
Stephen believes that you should never regret a decision but instead get it tattooed on your forehead.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 7/26/07
North Dakota seeks to legalize hemp farming, a goddess is stripped of her title, and Stephen asks Robert Shrum whether he advised Kerry to flip or to flop.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bob Shrum
Democratic campaign strategist Bob Shrum wants to know if Stephen's wrist injury has made him reconsider his position on universal health care.
The Colbert ReportS3 Industrial Hemp & Medical Marijuana - Aaron Houston
Medical marijuana advocate Aaron Houston tells Stephen the only thing you'd get from smoking hemp is the headache of your life.
The Colbert ReportS3 Advice to the Gods - Nepalese Pre-Teen Goddesses
A top Kumari -- a pre-teen girl Nepalese Buddhists worship as a goddess -- was recently stripped of her divinity for visiting the United States.
The Colbert ReportS3 How Did Stephen Break His Wrist?
Stephen's left wrist is in a cast, though there's some confusion about what might have caused the injury.
The Colbert ReportS3 Wrist Violence - Glorification
Stephen dispels the rumor that he injured his wrist while punching out Korean strongman Kim Jong-il.
The Colbert ReportS3 Evan Osnos
Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos, argues that the American demand for cashmere has caused pollution clouds to travel from China to American soil.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Scottish Surgeons
Thanks to Scottish surgeons, the only way America can protect its ports is by crossbreeding dolphins with Homeland Security director Michael Chertoff.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Solidarity
By hiring the homeless to picket for them, carpenters are protesting low wages and no benefits with low wages and no benefits.
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