The Colbert Report

The Word - No Regrets

Season 3 • 07/25/2007

Stephen feels so strongly about tonight's word, he got it tattooed on his arm.

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Stephen just hopes that "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry" shows the dark side of gay marriage: Kevin James naked.
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Stephen discusses a scandal in the German zoo system, talks about the summer blockbuster season and interviews executive director of the ACLU, Anthony Romero.
07/24/2007
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Intro - 7/25/07

Scientists develop a removable tattoo, Fred Thompson demotes his campaign manager, and Stephen asks Charles Kaiser if there's a gay Superman.
07/25/2007
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Stephen believes America deserves a president who is ready to roll up his sleeves and get to work on a 52-ounce porterhouse.
07/25/2007
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Hometown Hero Town - Bryce Canyon City

In order to establish Colbert Report City, the show will now be taped in Utah. Go Jazz!
07/25/2007
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Daily Kos

Hey New York Times -- Stephen didn't spoil Harry Potter for you, don't ruin the war in Iraq for him.
07/25/2007
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Charles Kaiser

When Charles Kaiser suggests that New York is a gay metropolis because of critical mass, Stephen understands that to mean it's like a dangerous nuclear bomb.
07/25/2007
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The Word - No Regrets

Stephen believes that you should never regret a decision but instead get it tattooed on your forehead.
07/25/2007
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Intro - 7/26/07

North Dakota seeks to legalize hemp farming, a goddess is stripped of her title, and Stephen asks Robert Shrum whether he advised Kerry to flip or to flop.
07/26/2007
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Bob Shrum

Democratic campaign strategist Bob Shrum wants to know if Stephen's wrist injury has made him reconsider his position on universal health care.
07/26/2007
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Industrial Hemp & Medical Marijuana - Aaron Houston

Medical marijuana advocate Aaron Houston tells Stephen the only thing you'd get from smoking hemp is the headache of your life.
07/26/2007
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Advice to the Gods - Nepalese Pre-Teen Goddesses

A top Kumari -- a pre-teen girl Nepalese Buddhists worship as a goddess -- was recently stripped of her divinity for visiting the United States.
07/26/2007
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How Did Stephen Break His Wrist?

Stephen's left wrist is in a cast, though there's some confusion about what might have caused the injury.
07/26/2007
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Wrist Violence - Glorification

Stephen dispels the rumor that he injured his wrist while punching out Korean strongman Kim Jong-il.
07/30/2007
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Evan Osnos

Chicago Tribune's Beijing Bureau Chief, Evan Osnos, argues that the American demand for cashmere has caused pollution clouds to travel from China to American soil.
07/30/2007
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ThreatDown - Scottish Surgeons

Thanks to Scottish surgeons, the only way America can protect its ports is by crossbreeding dolphins with Homeland Security director Michael Chertoff.
07/30/2007
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The Word - Solidarity

By hiring the homeless to picket for them, carpenters are protesting low wages and no benefits with low wages and no benefits.
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Pollution Immigration

Polluted air from Asia, or "kung fumes," are taking away emphysema-related deaths from hardworking American pollutants.
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