The Colbert Report
Season 2 E 153 • 12/06/2006
Stephen's not saying the vice president's daughter impregnated herself with his man root essence.
The Word - Honest InjunThe Colbert ReportS2 E152
Western Europeans are the ones who define racial purity because they are the ones who are racially pure -- except for those filthy Dutch.
Steven LevittThe Colbert ReportS2 E152
Stephen tells Steven Levitt, author of "Freakonomics," that figures never lie, but liars figure.
"Return" to the MoonThe Colbert ReportS2 E152
Donald Rumsfeld has plenty of experience running things without any plan or budget.
Sport Report - Coach ManciniThe Colbert ReportS2 E152
Let's get to the real sports -- America's favorite Ontario junior league hockey team!
Life-Size NativityThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
This Christmas, Stephen is hoping the Lord will return as a guest on The Colbert Report.
Intro - 12/6/06The Colbert ReportS2 E153
Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group's latest document, debuts a new Tek Jansen cartoon for the holidays and interviews NYU President John Sexton.
Sign Off - Cardboard BoxThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
Stephen Colbert and the cardboard box know that Gwyneth Paltrow is watching the show.
Tek Jansen - Tek the HallsThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
Tek Jansen fulfills his oath to the exotic holodancer Eueaiaua to cure Quadrant 5 of the Rasalgethian plague.
The Word - WordsThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
The word "study" in the Iraq Study Group implies that something about the war needs to be examined.
John SextonThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
NYU President John Sexton thinks Stephen is contributing to a disease.
Mary CheneyThe Colbert ReportS2 E153
Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm.
Elizabeth de la VegaThe Colbert ReportS2
Elizabeth de la Vega, author of "United States v. George W. Bush," has the balls to defend her argument to Stephen Colbert.
The Word - Case ClosedThe Colbert ReportS2
We wouldn't have known the claims in Iraq were false if we hadn't invaded and found no evidence for them.
Intro - 12/7/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on the Iraq Study Group, names an Alpha Dog of the Week and interviews the director of the Human Genome Project, Dr. Francis Collins.
David GregoryThe Colbert ReportS2
NBC White House Correspondent David Gregory is out there, and it is not good to have him with the human race.
Francis CollinsThe Colbert ReportS2
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
Green Screen Challenge - Counter ChallengeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen accepts the Decemberists counter-counter challenge and invites them to be on the show to settle this.
Alpha Dog of the Week - John BoltonThe Colbert ReportS2
No one's more suitable than John Bolton for the United Nations ambassador position, unless his successor is a bulldozer.
Jack KingstonThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Jack Kingston is brave enough to stand up to the five-day work week madness.
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