The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jet Li Flinch

Season 5 • 06/27/2001

Jet Li is from the Bronx???

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Ver-Man

Vermont Senator is able to find time to change his political allegiances, but not his own homepage.
06/26/2001
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Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville comes by to shoot the poo.
06/26/2001
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Cell on Wheels

You know that thing you do while you're eating a danish, drinking coffee, and putting on your make-up, oh yeah, driving?
06/26/2001
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Get Out of Dodge?

Who doesn't want to live in a country where children don't have things thrown at them???
06/26/2001
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Back in Black - Dog Camp

If Lewis Black wants to see an out-of-shape guy prance around in a short skirt he'll look in the mirror.
06/27/2001
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Jet Li

Jet Li talks about the martial arts regime he started when he was eight years old.
06/27/2001
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According to a New Study - Sex, Violence and Forgetfulness

Scientists determine that anyone who views a Carrot Top "1-800-Collect" commercial can think of nothing else but violence.
06/27/2001
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Stephen Wins!

A "patient's bill of rights" will shift the balance of power away from the bureaucratic soul-less HMOs and give it to law firms -- that's good.
06/27/2001
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Moment of Zen - Hollarin'

A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
06/27/2001
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Horse Case Scenario

A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
06/27/2001
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Jet Li Flinch

Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
06/27/2001
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NBA Draft

Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
06/28/2001
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Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?

Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
06/28/2001
06:02

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Bridget Fonda

A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
06/28/2001
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We Love Showbiz - Stone's Dragon

The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
06/28/2001
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Moment of Zen - Angelina Lips

Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
06/28/2001
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Were You Aware? - John Rocker

Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
06/28/2001
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Recap - Wizards

Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
06/28/2001
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Headlines - Kid 'N' Play

Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
06/28/2001
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Condit Err

Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
07/09/2001
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Headlines - National Lampoon's Vacation

President George W. Bush goes golfing on vacation, and Congressman Gary Condit confesses to a relationship with a missing Washington, D.C. intern.
07/09/2001
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