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Season 9 • 05/08/2013

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09:10

Better Know a District - Maryland's 4th - Donna Edwards
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Congresswoman Donna Edwards explains that Maryland did not ban straight marriage and discusses her stance on gun control.
05/07/2013
03:42

Promposals
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Hiring a marching band to ask a date to the prom is both romantic and the perfect way to remind the marching band that they have no date to the prom.
05/07/2013
04:51

Douglas Rushkoff
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"Present Shock" author Douglas Rushkoff talks about the dot-com boom, Facebook "friends" and stock derivatives.
05/07/2013
03:05

Breaking News - Benghazi Whistleblowers
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Fox News gets ready to uncover how the administration blew Benghazi, when they blew it, why they blew it and how they will continue to have blown it.
05/07/2013
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/07/2013
04:55

Richard Besser
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Richard Besser talks about his book, "Tell Me the Truth, Doctor: Easy-to-Understand Answers to Your Most Confusing and Critical Health Questions."
05/08/2013
00:34

Intro - 5/8/13
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Conservatives enjoy modified energy-efficient light bulbs, parents discover a trend, and Dr. Richard Besser answers questions about chronic diseases.
05/08/2013
06:36

Spiteful Partisanship
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Pat Toomey reveals that some Republicans disagree with President Obama just to disagree with him, not because they oppose green energy or gun control.
05/08/2013
03:01

Going Diaperless
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Nothing makes parents feel more in touch with their baby's most intimate functions than scraping it out of their shoes.
05/08/2013
05:46

South Carolina Election Results
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Stephen turns his back on South Carolina after voters pick Republican Mark Sanford for Congress instead of his sister.
05/08/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Helium Voice
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Stephen emulates a cartoon character.
05/08/2013
00:15

Sign Off - "The Great Gatsby"
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Stephen apologizes for not reading "The Great Gatsby."
05/09/2013
05:40

Baz Luhrmann
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"The Great Gatsby" director Baz Luhrmann explains the challenges in adapting F. Scott Fitzgerald's famous novel, and recounts meeting the author's granddaughter.
05/09/2013
02:51

cOlbert's Book Club - "The Great Gatsby"
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Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps kick off the first cOlbert Book Club, and director Baz Luhrmann discusses "The Great Gatsby."
05/09/2013
05:15

cOlbert's Book Club - Jennifer Egan & "The Great Gatsby"
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Pulitzer Prize-winning author Jennifer Egan helps Stephen smartificate on "The Great Gatsby."
05/09/2013
06:57

cOlbert's Book Club - Learning "The Great Gatsby"
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To prepare for his intellectual book discussion with Jennifer Egan, Stephen compares "The Great Gatsby" notes with Carey Mulligan.
05/09/2013
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/13/2013
06:47

Jessica Buchanan & Erik Landemalm
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The couple discuss their book, "Impossible Odds: The Kidnapping of Jessica Buchanan and Her Dramatic Rescue by SEAL Team Six."
05/13/2013
04:47

ThreatDown - Planet Gay, World Wide Wood & Junkie Bears
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The French Parliament approves gay marriage, customers order Viagra online, and bears pass out after huffing jet fuel.
05/13/2013
05:28

Benghazi Attacks Talking Points
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Greg Gutfeld calls the mainstream media "Obama's scandal condom," and ABC News obtains 12 drafts of the Benghazi talking points.
05/13/2013
03:25

Colbert Super PAC SHH! - IRS Special Scrutiny
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The IRS owes an apology to every Tea Party group in America, including Susie Johnson and her eight stuffed animals.
05/13/2013
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