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Bernie Sanders

Season 8 • 01/03/2012

Bernie Sanders believes that corporations are not people and should not be allowed to buy elections.

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2011 Goodbye
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2011 has been tough on everybody, but Stephen hopes The Colbert Report has brightened people's spirits.
12/15/2011
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Daniel Craig
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Daniel Craig reveals his technique for staying sexy and arm-wrestles Stephen.
12/15/2011
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The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Department Store Cutbacks & Gun-Filled Christmas
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Department stores stop offering free gift wrapping, Santa lowers kids' expectations, and Arizona families fight the war on Christmas, fully armed.
12/15/2011
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Fox News' Mitt Romney Photo Flub
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After Fox News' Freudian slip, Megyn Kelly clarifies that Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are not the same person, philosophically or otherwise.
12/15/2011
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Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious, Classy Republican Debate - Network Battle
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Nat Geo Wild pulls out its lion humping footage, and Animal Planet sends honeydew melons to get in on Stephen's debate.
12/15/2011
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Iowa Caucus - Caucus-Goer's Choice
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A registered Republican Iowa voter weighs in on the GOP presidential candidates.
01/03/2012
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Kim Jong-il - In Memoriam
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Stephen takes a fond look back at the life of the late North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il.
01/03/2012
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06:50

Iowa Caucus 2012
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The Super Bowl of old Midwestern people sitting in folding chairs in a high school gym is upon us.
01/03/2012
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02:53

Iowa Caucus - Megyn Shelly's Prediction
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The Colbert Report's official prognosticating snail meditates on the possible outcome of the 2012 Republican caucuses.
01/03/2012
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00:10

Sign Off - Megyn Shelly
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The prognosticating snail continues to ponder the GOP presidential candidates.
01/03/2012
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06:07

Bernie Sanders
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Senator Bernie Sanders calls on Americans to support his proposed Saving American Democracy Amendment and help overturn the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision.
01/03/2012
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00:09

Sign Off - Erin Burnett Pong
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Stephen plays Pong with Erin Burnett's photo on the Flicktronic-tron 5600.
01/04/2012
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03:42

Iowa Caucus - Cable News Coverage
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The Fox News team soldiers on in its Iowa caucus coverage despite the loss of basic mental functions, and CNN debuts its tricky flick technology.
01/04/2012
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Iowa Caucus - Mitt Romney's Victory Speech & Rick Santorum's Coup
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Mitt Romney wins the Iowa caucus, but Rick Santorum proves that a man with a vision, a willingness to work hard and a laser-like homophobia can make a mark.
01/04/2012
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Iowa Caucus - Not Mitt Romney's Super PAC
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Mitt Romney denies coordinating with Restore Our Future, the pro-Romney super PAC responsible for a barrage of negative ads against Newt Gingrich.
01/04/2012
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Iowa Caucus - WOI in Des Moines Reports
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The Colbert Report's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI, confirms Mitt Romney's eight-vote win over Rick Santorum in the Iowa caucus.
01/04/2012
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06:33

John Heilemann
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Journalist John Heilemann examines Rick Santorum's rise in the Iowa caucus and the potential direction of his campaign.
01/04/2012
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06:02

God's Message to Pat Robertson
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Pat Robertson plays Twenty Questions with God and finds out that the only way to save America is through overwhelming prayer.
01/05/2012
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00:07

Sign Off - Mayan Headwear & Sacrificial Chicken
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Stephen dons a Mayan headdress and pets his chicken.
01/05/2012
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05:13

Steve Case
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AOL co-founder Steve Case believes that a generational shift away from ownership and toward community sharing is taking place.
01/05/2012
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Fun Rick Santorum
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Rick Santorum catches the notice of the most influential voice of the 19th century: George Will.
01/05/2012
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