The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 07/31/2006
Stephen finds a plot on the weather page of USA Today.
Intro - 7/27/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, John Bolton fighting for his job, a profile of Eleanor Holmes Norton and a visit from Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada.
Joe QuesadaThe Colbert ReportS2
Marvel Comics editor-in-chief Joe Quesada discusses a new series of comics entitled Civil War, which combines superheroes with today's government.
Better Know a District - District of Columbia - Eleanor Holmes NortonThe Colbert ReportS2
Since the District of Columbia is not a state, it is not in the United States.
Floyd Landis' BallsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen defends Floyd Landis' high level of testosterone with the argument that Americans have huge balls.
The Word - Secretary-General BoltonThe Colbert ReportS2
The U.N. should appoint John Bolton to its Secretary-General position and bring the world together by tearing it apart.
Tip/Wag - Lance BassThe Colbert ReportS2
A tip of the hat to Lance Bass: it takes a brave man to admit he's gay and an even braver man to volunteer to be shot into space for being gay.
The Word - WikialityThe Colbert ReportS2
On Wikipedia, we can create a reality that we can all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on.
Ned LamontThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Senate hopeful Ned Lamont if he thinks the president's going to kiss him.
Bicycle TheftThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen loves local news: there's no getting bogged down in the issues, it's half murder, half news you can use -- no fat.
Intro - 7/31/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen profiles Wikipedia and the response to Lance Bass coming out of the closet, and thanks Ned Lamont for destroying the Democratic Party.
Book ClubThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen and his book club start the meeting with a book burning.
The Word - UncoolThe Colbert ReportS2
Rather than trying to come up with a smoking vaccine, scientists should concentrate on real problems, like lung cancer.
Peter BeinartThe Colbert ReportS2
Peter Beinart stops by to talk about his book, "The Good Fight," and why he changed his mind about the war.
Cuba LibreThe Colbert ReportS2
Making connections from Cuba all the way to Kevin Bacon, Stephen reveals his plan for making World War III truly global.
Balls for Kidz - CarnivalsThe Colbert ReportS2
A brutally honest tutorial on the world of carnivals, covering such topics as rides, food and death.
Intro - 8/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on smoking vaccines and carnivals. Author Peter Beinart will explain why only liberals can win the war on terror.
Courting Joe LiebermanThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen pulls out all the stops to get Joe Lieberman to appear on his show, but wonders if Lieberman has enough Joementum to do it.
On Notice - How the On Notice Board Is MadeThe Colbert ReportS2
You can't just throw something on notice at the drop of a hat. Stephen shows a Prescott Educational Film on how something gets to be On Notice.
Linda HirshmanThe Colbert ReportS2
No matter what Linda Hirshman says, men can't stay home and raise children -- daytime TV is all geared towards women.
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