The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Chicken, Run!

Season 8 • 02/03/2004

The Asian bird flu is this year's "it" virus.

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Halftime Show Teatgate

The NFL promotes good, clean, concussive, vertebrae-snapping fun for the whole family.
02/02/2004
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Randy Jackson

Randy Jackson talks about his new book, the Super Bowl halftime show and keeping it real.
02/02/2004
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Intro - Groundhog Day

Based on Jon's experience, you can't prevent winter by hitting a groundhog with a shovel.
02/02/2004
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Ad Hominem Pt. 1

Super Bowl XXXVIII featured a thought-provoking horsy-farty ad.
02/02/2004
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Democratic Primary Results

John Kerry wins Delaware, John Edwards takes South Carolina and Joe Lieberman was eaten by a bear.
02/03/2004
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Donald Trump

Jon thinks Donald Trump needs some self-esteem and a hug.
02/03/2004
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Show Intel

A few hours after intelligence failures start hurting his poll numbers, President Bush creates a panel to find out what we didn't know and when we didn't know it.
02/03/2004
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Lost Vegas

Ed Helms visits Las Vegas -- a place that celebrates traditional American values and puts a premium on human dignity.
02/03/2004
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Intro - Ricin

A storehouse of chemical weapons has been found in an envelope on Capitol Hill.
02/03/2004
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Moment of Zen - Intelligence Commission

Scott McClellan worries that the commission appointed to investigate intelligence failures will become tangled in partisan politics.
02/03/2004
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Chicken, Run!

Humans can catch Asian bird flu by coming into contact with an infected chicken or its feces, making this the world's first chicken sh*t disease.
02/03/2004
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Indecision 2004

John Edwards fulfills his promise to win every state he was born in.
02/04/2004
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Bob Dole Part 2

Bob Dole discusses how there is more bitterness and conflict in Washington D.C. than ever before.
02/04/2004
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Bob Dole

Bob Dole has told John Edwards and John Kerry that if Al Gore calls, don't pick up the phone.
02/04/2004
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South Carolina Primary

The Democratic Primary in South Carolina pits brother against brother.
02/04/2004
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Moment of Zen - 1% Dennis

Dennis Kucinich likes his chances in Maine.
02/04/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Crying Wolfowitz

Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz visits American troops in Iraq, using a logic trap to measure success through the destruction of success.
02/05/2004
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Opinion/Opinion That Is Different from That Opinion - Janet Jackson

Stephen Colbert and Ed Helms share their differing opinions on the Janet Jackson scandal, though they do agree on seeing the clip as often as possible.
02/05/2004
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Tenet Testifies

George Tenet describes how his friend knows this one guy who gives him all of the country's intelligence.
02/05/2004
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Jon Magazine - Trichinosis

Rob Corddry runs down the latest issue of Jon Magazine, complete with chicks, fox urine and Gabriel Garcia Marquez.
02/05/2004
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Mess O'Potamia - Soldiers' Babies

Halliburton launches an advertisement to fight its negative image, indicating that if you think they're corrupt, you hate soldiers' babies.
02/05/2004
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