The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 06/08/2006
With his new degree, Stephen groups himself with other honored TV doctors.
BalrogThe Colbert ReportS2
CNN confuses Satan with the Balrog from Lord of the Rings.
Steve SquyresThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen asks Steve Squyres, the principal investigator of the Mars Exploration Rover Mission, if they've found oil on Mars yet.
The Word - Big DealThe Colbert ReportS2
Al Gore's movie is the highest-grossing PowerPoint presentation in history.
Search for a New Black Friend - First SubmissionsThe Colbert ReportS2
The e-mail responses to Stephen's search for a new black friend have been whelming.
Intro - 6/7/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses Mars with Steve Squyres and the U.S. offers nuclear technology to Iran.
Better Know a District - Texas' 22nd - Tom DeLayThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen describes an exquisitely gerrymandered district and gets an exclusive fake interview with Tom DeLay.
Intro - 6/8/06The Colbert ReportS2
In this episode, World Cup fever, Tom DeLay's last day in Congress and a visit with author Steven Johnson.
Steve JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Steve Johnson talks about how kids today are recreating history in video games instead of stealing their dads' beer.
The Word - Goooooaaaaaal!The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen explains why it would be in America's best interest to ignore the World Cup.
Good News About TerrorThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen announces that women over 40 are now more likely to get married than get killed in a terrorist attack.
Honorary DoctorThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen received an honorary doctorate from Knox College after performing a commencement speech there.
A Tip From Stephen Colbert's Gardening AlmanacThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen offers a tip from his very own gardening almanac.
On Notice - Mort ZuckermanThe Colbert ReportS2
Following a poorly researched fax transmission, Stephen Colbert puts U.S. News & World Report editor Mort Zuckerman On Notice.
Intro - 6/12/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight's episode features images of Tom DeLay, the Tony Awards and Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
The Word - Tom DeLay's Farewell AddressThe Colbert ReportS2
Rather than take away from his eloquent speech, Stephen gives you Tom DeLay's speech as The Word.
Tip/Wag - College StudentsThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen tips his hat to and wags his finger at the people, animals and weather patterns involved in current events, from college students to rain.
Tony AwardsThe Colbert ReportS2
The Tony Awards provide an easy way for Stephen to examine the homosexual threat.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.The Colbert ReportS2
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. supports his article in Rolling Stone Magazine claiming President Bush stole the 2004 presidential election.
The Word - Great F***ing IdeaThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen loves the idea of raising fines for broadcast indecency so much that he wants to be the first one to pay.
Stephen Jr. UpdateThe Colbert ReportS2
With video footage provided by the San Francisco Zoo, Stephen watches his young eagle son grow up.
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