The Colbert Report

Reading Newsweek

Season 4 • 08/07/2008

Stephen reads Newsweek.

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00:11

Spanish Audio
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If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.
08/06/2008
03:50

Colbert Platinum - The Dribble-Down Effect
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The ultra rich consume more than they could possibly swallow, and the remainder dribbles down into their beards.
08/06/2008
00:30

Intro - 8/6/08
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Stephen's new spider will be on this show. He'll celebrate from a distance.
08/06/2008
03:21

Ignorance History Month
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It is time to honor the contributions that the ignorant have made to America with an Ignorance History Month.
08/06/2008
06:09

Kevin Costner
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Stephen wants to know if Kevin Costner is a Hollywood leftie liberal pinko Commie.
08/06/2008
07:42

Sport Report - Devin Gordon
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Devin Gordon explains what China is actually getting out of hosting the Olympics.
08/07/2008
01:40

Osama bin Laden's Driver Guilty
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Salim Hamdan -- Osama bin Laden's driver -- is convicted in the most historic session of traffic court ever.
08/07/2008
06:07

Thomas Frank
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Stephen asks Thomas Frank what the conservatives have done to make government worse.
08/07/2008
00:36

Intro - 8/7/08
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Stephen gets ready for the Beijing Olympics. He hopes some athletes have compelling personal stories that can be set to delicate piano music.
08/07/2008
03:42

Tip/Wag - Exxon's Record Profits
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Stephen calls for Congressional hearings on the fat cats of Big Deli.
08/07/2008
00:04

Reading Newsweek
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Stephen is caught reading the latest Newsweek.
08/07/2008
05:02

Nailed 'Em - Medical Marijuana
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Just because 12 states decided to legalize the medical use of marijuana doesn't make it legal.
08/11/2008
02:06

Esteban Loves Jorge Ramos
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Esteban Colberto wants Stephen to give Jorge Ramos a big kiss on the mouth.
08/11/2008
00:30

Intro - 8/11/08
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Clinton supporters want a bigger role at the convention. Gravel supporters just want your dinner roll.
08/11/2008
06:24

The Word - Catharsis
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You deserve to have Stephen give a speech at the Democratic National Convention.
08/11/2008
00:08

Stephen Wants Snacks
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Stephen thanks you for inviting him into your homes, but next time put out some snacks.
08/11/2008
05:36

Jorge Ramos
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Univision anchor Jorge Ramos discusses the kind of energy Latinos bring to the United States.
08/11/2008
03:11

Unsubstantiated Rumors
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John Edwards' affair was reported in the National Enquirer last October. Why doesn't the mainstream media ever give credence to a single story based on unsubstantiated rumors?
08/12/2008
00:33

Intro - 8/12/08
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Athletes get involved in global politics. See what Obama started with that damn three-pointer?
08/12/2008
03:10

Canton, South Dakota Apology
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Stephen apologizes for saying South Dakota is North Dakota's dirty ashtray.
08/12/2008
00:05

Reading the National Enquirer
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Stephen is caught reading the National Enquirer at his desk.
08/12/2008
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