The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 11/11/2003
When a man loves a woman, he tapes it and uploads it to the internet.
High School HighThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A high school in South Carolina was raided for drugs and, oops, none were found.
They The PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Before the U.S. went to war in Afghanistan, it was a theocracy that Osama Bin Laden called home, but now it's an emerging democracy that Osama Bin Laden calls home.
T and SympathyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Mr. T is back in charge of his public image and has no empathy for those of lower intelligence.
Will FerrellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Despite the success of "Elf," Will Ferrell senses hate and loathing from people on the streets of New York.
Prince Charles ScandalThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The royal scandal is the type of story a reporter waits his entire career not to be able to report on.
This Week Injustice - Sniper Watch 2003The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The Malvo sniper trial and Rosie O'Donnell's breech of contract case are just the undercard to the Kobe Bryant Colorado rape case.
Mach TrialThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Gillette and Schick both insist that currently the technology just doesn't exist for a "hands free" shaving razor.
Peter DinklageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Peter Dinklage's dinner with the Prince of Morocco was just not really that good of a time.
Moment of Zen - The Case for CleanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In our society, dirty people just aren't trusted.
GI WoeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush wanted to get veterans health insurance but didn't know if they already had it, so here's a tomb.
Maximum ProfitabilityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon explains to the kids at home what happens sometimes when a man loves a woman.
This Week in God - Ramadan, Pigs, Tree StumpThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A tree stump in a vacant lot frequented by heroin users in Passaic, New Jersey looks kind of like the Virgin Mary.
Guest RequirementsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart announces that all guests are now required to do a rap version of the news like Wyclef Jean.
Where's the Head?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
New York City real estate heir Robert Durst, who cut up the body of his neighbor, argues self-defense.
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - Kerry CampaignThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
John Kerry fired his campaign manager, then his deputy finance director quit, along with his campaign spokesman and a plucky intern.
Kerrey 07The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ed Helms won't say that John Kerry inspires no passion, that he looks like he's decomposing, that every time he opens his mouth you expect him to say, "brains, more brains."
Wyclef JeanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
This has been Wyclef Jean, Senior Analyst in Charge of Rap with the rap news.
Moment of Zen - MiracleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A tree stump in New Jersey bearing a resemblance to the Virgin Mary.
30 Hour Party PeopleThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In a 30 hour jackass filibuster, senators from both parties are alternating speaking in half hour slots about any subject that comes to mind.
Skipping the Holiday BluesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart previews the guests and stories for next week's show.
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