The Colbert Report
Season 7 • 04/14/2011
Caroline Kennedy and Stephen recite the first poems they had to memorize.
Tim Pawlenty Declares Candidacy Before He's ReadyThe Colbert ReportS7
Tim Pawlenty tries to reclaim his non-candidacy, but no one's going to want Piers Morgan's sloppy seconds.
Morgan SpurlockThe Colbert ReportS7
Morgan Spurlock pulls the curtain back on product placement and advertising in "The Greatest Movie Ever Sold."
Sign Off - Doritos SuitThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen wears a Doritos suit and enjoys Americone Dream.
The Enemy Within - UnicyclistsThe Colbert ReportS7
Riding unicycles used to be a shameful pastime for circus animals and secretaries of defense, but this one-wheel lifestyle is seeping into the mainstream.
The Word - Buy and CelluliteThe Colbert ReportS7
Unilever creates armpit insecurity among women so it can make money selling the solution.
Colbert Super PAC - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS7
Jay the Intern's pony is rested, watered and ready to take Stephen's super PAC forms to Washington, D.C.
Viacom Ruins Stephen's PAC DreamThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen says goodbye to his dream of starting a Colbert PAC after receiving a letter from Viacom.
Easter Under Attack - Egg EditionThe Colbert ReportS7
A government-sponsored egg hunt in Ohio takes out the word "Easter," and the White House offers environmentally friendly eggs.
Obama Needs Charts and GraphsThe Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama needs to use graphs and charts in his speeches if he wants to keep people's attention.
Caroline KennedyThe Colbert ReportS7
Caroline Kennedy and Stephen read poetry by W.H. Auden and Edna St. Vincent Millay.
Obama's Tax Return & Road to the Trump HouseThe Colbert ReportS7
President Obama makes his tax return public, and Donald Trump's special relationship with "the blacks" goes back decades.
Ron PaulThe Colbert ReportS7
Ron Paul defines liberty, criticizes the Federal Reserve and doesn't believe in the income tax.
Cheating Death - Vaxa International, Lap-Band Surgery & Restless Leg SyndromeThe Colbert ReportS7
Prescott ends its proud Vaxa line, the FDA approves Lap-Band surgery for the cheerfully obese, and masturbation calms restless leg syndrome.
Sign Off - Vacsa-Not-MasturbatingThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen alleviates the symptoms of restless leg syndrome with Vacsa-Not-Masturbating.
Catholic BenderThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen must accept that he is a functional Roman Catholic after his weekend bender.
Mitt Romney's "Peacetime" GaffeThe Colbert ReportS7
Haley Barbour ends his daring presidential campaign, and Mitt Romney nails Obama on a peacetime spending binge.
Charles Manson Believes in Global WarmingThe Colbert ReportS7
Charles Manson makes the case for climate change, and Harvey Wayne Wilkes supports Obamacare and cannibalism.
A.C. GraylingThe Colbert ReportS7
A.C. Grayling's humanist Bible, "The Good Book," is a collection of great wisdom, but it's nothing Stephen would kill somebody else over.
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