The Colbert Report

Intro - 2/4/13

Season 9 • 02/04/2013

The GOP appeals to Hispanics, Obama tries to appease gun owners, and Sonia Sotomayor joins Stephen.

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00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
01/30/2013
04:27

Sport Report - Gatorade Chemicals & Chicken Wing Shortage
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Gatorade without flame retardant is like hotdogs without pig sphincter, and chicken thieves run a-fowl as wing prices fly high.
01/31/2013
01:10

Sign Off - Welcome Baby Sanchez!
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Stephen congratulates his wardrobe mistress who just gave birth to the newest citizen of Colbert Nation.
01/31/2013
03:22

Craziest F#?King Thing I've Ever Heard - Crows Using Tools
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A bird demonstrates higher-level thinking while Big Bird, after 40 years, still needs help counting to 10.
01/31/2013
05:58

Sport Report - Ads for Ads & Deer Antler Spray
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TiVo watchers practice fast-forwarding, and Sports Illustrated accuses Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis of deer antler doping.
01/31/2013
06:48

Bipartisan Immigration Reform
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Latino immigrants deserve the same Social Security, Medicare and public education benefits that all Americans are slowly losing.
02/04/2013
02:45

Skeet Shooting Skeptics
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If President Obama really loved guns, he'd be waving them around at a petting zoo and picking off baby goats, not skeet shooting.
02/04/2013
06:44

Sonia Sotomayor
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Justice Sotomayor discusses her funny colleagues, self-reliant childhood and most conservative belief as an Independent.
02/04/2013
03:21

Super Bowl XLVII
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Budweiser turns out a tearjerker ad, Beyonce ends the halftime tradition of arthritic legends, and the Superdome loses power for 35 minutes.
02/04/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Second Amendment
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Stephen reviews the Second Amendment and says goodnight.
02/04/2013
00:36

Intro - 2/4/13
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The GOP tries to appeal to Hispanics, President Obama seeks support from gun owners, and Sonia Sotomayor is the first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice.
02/04/2013
00:08

Sign Off - Final Rose
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Stephen accepts an iconic reality show prop.
02/05/2013
04:21

Tip/Wag - Drunk Donating & "The Job" Reality Show
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Houston patrons vote on which charity should receive a bar's proceeds, and CBS turns America's unemployment problem into America's entertainment solution.
02/05/2013
03:57

Royal Remains
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Archeologists discover King Richard III's remains beneath a supermarket parking lot, which explains his famous last words: "My kingdom for a Hot Pocket!"
02/05/2013
06:24

Julie Andrews
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Julie Andrews discusses her Dame Commander rank, latest children's book and celebrated role as Mary Poppins.
02/05/2013
05:15

California's Heroic Hitchhiker
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A young man named Kai proves that hatchet-bearing hitchhikers are people too -- people who sometimes stop madmen from running loose on the freeway.
02/05/2013
00:36

Intro - 2/5/13
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There's a new way to donate to charity, Stephen honors an improbable hero, and Julie Andrews considers whether or not the hills are still alive.
02/05/2013
04:03

Stephen's Sister for Congress
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As an objective broadcast journalist, Stephen will not be mentioning that his sister is intelligent, hardworking, compassionate and dedicated to the people of South Carolina.
02/06/2013
00:11

Sign Off - Watermelon Warning
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Stephen responds to Scientology President David Miscavige.
02/06/2013
00:35

Intro - 2/6/13
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A surprising candidate runs for Congress, America reassesses the penny, and Lawrence Wright promotes his book, "Going Clear."
02/06/2013
06:40

Lawrence Wright
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The Pulitzer Prize-winning author discusses his book, "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief."
02/06/2013
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