The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

National French Fry Day

Season 16 • 07/13/2011

America's only growth industry is actual growth now that Americans have weaponized food.

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07:48

Welcome Back to Morass - News of the World Schadenfreudegasm
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Trusted English friend John Oliver brings comfort through a comparative back-and-forth between America's troubles and News of the World's British tabloid scandal.
07/11/2011
06:28

Kid Rock
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Kid Rock reveals his love of fireside guitar playing and the wild side of Sheryl Crow on his "Born Free" tour.
07/12/2011
03:06

Dancing on the Ceiling - Tax Cut Religion
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Unlike liberal elitist job evolutionists, Republicans believe in job creationism as part of their conservative tax cut religion.
07/12/2011
00:33

Moment of Zen - Tim Pawlenty on Lady Gaga
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Tim Pawlenty admits that Lady Gaga is talented and can definitely sing.
07/12/2011
05:46

Dancing on the Ceiling
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The Republicans' refusal to accept any tax increases to help America out of debt is like a doctor believing strictly in magic to cure a patient.
07/12/2011
04:55

The Naturalized
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Al Madrigal covers Latino protests at the Phoenix All-Star Game, where players show solidarity by grabbing their balls and spitting like they mean it.
07/12/2011
05:58

Field of Dongs
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Michele Bachmann gains traction in Iowa even though Marcus Bachmann is an Izod shirt away from being the gay character on "Modern Family."
07/13/2011
00:14

Moment of Zen - Michelle Obama Has a Cheeseburger
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Michelle Obama orders a cheeseburger meal that's the caloric equivalent of eating a live raccoon.
07/13/2011
05:51

Matthew Richardson
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Matthew Richardson likens America's subprime mortgage crisis to the aftermath of a Godzilla and King Kong battle in downtown Tokyo.
07/13/2011
05:48

Comedy Repression Therapy
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Jerry Seinfeld uses repression therapy to cure Jon's urge to make gay jokes about Marcus Bachmann.
07/13/2011
02:28

National French Fry Day
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With obesity rates climbing rapidly, Americans must mend their double down ways before they can't locate their genitals.
07/13/2011
08:03

Leroy Petry
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Congressional Medal of Honor recipient Sgt. 1st Class Leroy Petry talks about losing his hand in Afghanistan, what it means to be a leader, and returning to serve a sixth tour of duty.
07/14/2011
05:40

Final Countdown
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John Oliver goes to Cape Canaveral to witness the end of an era as NASA considers outsourcing America's hopes and dreams to India.
07/14/2011
03:31

Men of a Certain Rage
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If Obama and congressional Republicans don't settle their heated argument by raising the debt ceiling, man will be sentenced to an eternity of licking his own pets' genitals.
07/14/2011
03:29

Armadebtdon 2011 - Men of a Certain Rage
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Republicans abdicate the "doing s**t" part of debt ceiling responsibility to Obama, but retain the "complaining about the guy doing s**t" part for themselves.
07/14/2011
00:15

Moment of Zen - The Last "Harry Potter" Premiere
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English girls shriek over the end of the "Harry Potter" era.
07/14/2011
07:30

Daniel Radcliffe
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Daniel Radcliffe answers "Harry Potter" questions from Quidditch players and admits to watching hours of cartoons.
07/18/2011
03:22

Armadebtdon 2011 - Republicans Think Obama Is Obsessed
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Rather than negotiating on the debt crisis, Republicans accuse Barack Obama of being obsessed with taxing "job creators," formerly known as "rich people."
07/18/2011
04:20

Armadebtdon 2011 - National Bulls**t Ceiling
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Jason Jones warns that Iif America reaches the point where the amount of bulls**t exceeds the amount of actual things, it will effectively default on reality.
07/18/2011
05:19

Armadebtdon 2011 - No Visible Progress
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The Republicans' lack of progress on Barack Obama's debt ceiling resolution deadline smackdown causes Sheila Jackson-Lee to read between the lines.
07/18/2011
00:16

Moment of Zen - Marilyn Monroe Statue
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Chicago unveils its Marilyn Monroe statue, and a tourist points at her underwear.
07/18/2011
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