The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Thanks to the Guests
Season 5 • 10/12/2009
Stephen thanks Shashi Tharoor, James Blake and Sanjay Gupta.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colin Beavan
Colin Beavan spent a year making no environmental impact in the hope of finding a way to live that's better for the planet.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bend It Like Beck
Stephen understands what Glenn Beck is going through when the media doubts his sincerity.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 10/8/09
The media attacks Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh may buy a football team, and Colin Beavan makes no environmental impact.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Buddy System
Stephen wants you to pair up until he sees you again in 72 hours.
The Colbert ReportS5 Happy Columbus Day
In exchange for spices from the West Indies, Christopher Columbus gave the natives discount mattresses and smallpox.
The Colbert ReportS5 Fallback Position - James Blake
James Blake overcomes Stephen's total lack of athletic ability to transform him into a tennis champion.
The Colbert ReportS5 War of Peace - Shashi Tharoor
Shashi Tharoor believes President Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for giving hope to people around the world.
The Colbert ReportS5 Exclusive - Tennis Lesson With James Blake
Stephen learns that tennis is an anything goes free-for-all where deuce is good and love is bad.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 10/12/09
The world has a peace prize in its pocket for Barack Obama, Dr. Sanjay Gupta keeps Larry King "live," and Stephen looks for a backup job.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sanjay Gupta
Sanjay Gupta wants to intervene in the process of death and possibly reverse it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Thanks to the Guests
Stephen thanks Shashi Tharoor, James Blake and Sanjay Gupta for being his guests.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sylvia Earle
Sylvia Earle stresses the importance of doing everything we can to protect the ocean and restore health to the system that takes care of us.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Gmail
If you're watching on a computer, open up Gmail so Stephen can check some messages.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Symbol-Minded
The cross has nothing to do with Christianity -- it's just the normal symbol of the resting place of the dead. Download The Word NOW!
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 10/13/09
Stephen tells babies to get a job, and Sylvia Earle prevents him from deep-frying a merman.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Born Supremacy - David Javerbaum
One of the most interesting things David Javerbaum discovered while researching his book is that pregnancy often affects the mother.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jermaine Maine Tweets Miley Cyrus Facts
Stephen's pop star alter ego, Jermaine Maine, posts Twitter updates about Miley Cyrus' life.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Should Have Put a Ring On It
If you liked tonight's show, then you should have put a ring on it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Yahweh or No Way - Legislation Prayers & Fake Shroud of Turin
Special interest groups pray on issues like health care, and an Italian scientist makes a fake Shroud of Turin look like Cher with a mustache.
The Colbert ReportS5 The RZA
The RZA wants everyone to know that the truth shall set you free from all things.
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