The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 08/04/2008
Lucas Conley explains to Stephen what's wrong with Kool-Aid brand tennis shoes.
The Colbert ReportS4 Thanks to the Guests
Stephen thanks his guests Brendan Koerner and Buzz Aldrin.
The Colbert ReportS4 Buzz Aldrin
Stephen asks Buzz Aldrin if "Fly Me to the Moon" -- his new animated film about flies on the Apollo mission -- is based on a true story.
The Colbert ReportS4 Brendan Koerner
Stephen wants Brendan Koerner to tell him why they make fluorescent light bulbs look like soft serve ice cream if you're not supposed to lick them.
The Colbert ReportS4 Starbucks Cuts Jobs
The economic downturn is hitting Starbucks right in the Fresh Roast beans.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cheating Death - Swimming Safety
Who is pooping in our pools? Stephen's guess is the elusive Poopacabra.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/31/08
How to be environmentally correct -- step one: don't tell the environment it has a nice rack.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/4/08
Stephen examines John McCain's latest campaign commercial. Good news: it's a talkie.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - We the People
Stephen already knew he'd never vote for Obama, but he didn't realize how much he'd love to vote for Britney Spears.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democrats' Five-Week Recess
The do-nothing Democrats in Congress begin a five-week recess. If they're not passing bills, what is the president supposed to veto?
The Colbert ReportS4 Ryan Seacrest's Shark Attack
Now that the shark has had a taste of Ryan Seacrest, it's only a matter of time before they come looking for Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS4 Lucas Conley
Lucas Conley tells Stephen about America's obsession with branding in his Dr. Pepper interview.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obsessive Compulsive Checklist
Stephen wants you to make sure you turned off the stove, closed the refrigerator door, and locked the doors before bed.
The Colbert ReportS4 Canton, Kansas Apology
Stephen hopes Canton, Kansas accepts his apology because America's real assberg is Canton, South Dakota.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama's Energy Plan - Tire Gauges
To highlight what a charade proper air pressure is, the McCain campaign hands out "Obama Energy Plan" tire gauges.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Carr
Stephen asks David Carr which is more damaging to society -- crack addiction or the New York Times.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Divided We Win
Congressional Republicans should think about making Corinthian columns a wedge issue.
The Colbert ReportS4 Starbucks Promotion
Stephen is selling counterfeit Starbucks receipts for any date you want.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 8/5/08
The solution to the fuel crisis may be just around the corner. God, Stephen hopes it's a gas station.
The Colbert ReportS4 Spida of Love - Jason Bond
Stephen asks Jason Bond if his spider would win in a fight with Neil Young's spider.
The Colbert ReportS4 Spanish Audio
If you were listening to the Spanish audio of tonight's broadcast, Stephen wants to see your green card.