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Intro - 5/17/07
Season 3 • 05/17/2007
Stephen redraws the boundaries of his studio to accommodate Tom DeLay.
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06:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Howard Dean
Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
05/16/2007
03:59
The Colbert Report
S3
Formidable Opponent - Peanuts
President Bush is the Lucy in Chief and we have to trust his handling of the Iraq ball. Don't do it, Charlie Brown!
05/16/2007
04:18
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Level Playing Field
Like Rudy Giuliani, Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius is simply turning a misfortune into an advantage.
05/16/2007
00:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/16/07
Stephen asks if athletes with prosthetics should compete in the Olympics, how much time we should give the surge in Iraq, and how Howard Dean rigged the midterm elections.
05/16/2007
03:33
The Colbert Report
S3
Second Republican Debate
Republican presidential candidates --you can say you're pro-torture all you want, but actions scream louder than words.
05/16/2007
04:19
The Colbert Report
S3
The Hammer Is Here!
Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark.
05/17/2007
06:51
The Colbert Report
S3
Tom DeLay
Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
05/17/2007
00:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Rafters
Stephen lets Texas' 22nd district soar again.
05/17/2007
06:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Randy Kearse
Stephen asks Randy Kearse, author of "Changin' Your Game Plan," if he has any advice for a certain former majority leader.
05/17/2007
01:41
The Colbert Report
S3
Baby Gun Permit
A child should be at least 18 months old before he can own a gun.
05/17/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/17/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay and learns the best way to use your time in prison.
05/17/2007
05:46
The Colbert Report
S3
Jared Diamond
Jared Diamond explains how a conflagration of agriculture and resources helped Eurasians conquer the world.
05/21/2007
05:21
The Colbert Report
S3
Cheating Death - Internal Decapitation
Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, DFA dispenses the health advice, mostly focusing around substitutes for Vaxadrin.
05/21/2007
03:41
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - His Way
Stephen compares Paul Wolfowitz's exit from the World Bank to his own exit from The Daily Show.
05/21/2007
02:20
The Colbert Report
S3
Presidential Fraternity
Stephen takes issue with Jimmy Carter for apparently growing a pair and criticizing the sitting president.
05/21/2007
02:06
The Colbert Report
S3
God Loves a Big Screen TV
Stephen still believes the pope is infallible, except when it comes to his views on capitalism.
05/21/2007
00:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/21/07
Stephen provides all the news, minus a little something for himself.
05/21/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 5/22/07
Stephen chastises the NBA for not letting their players punch people in the stands.
05/22/2007
03:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Barack's a Liar
Barack Obama's inability to remember what magazine he read when he was nine is all Stephen needs to call him a liar.
05/22/2007
01:23
The Colbert Report
S3
Popularity Contest
Stephen is outraged that someone would insinuate "American Idol" is merely a popularity contest.
05/22/2007
00:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Lesson Forgotten
Stephen learns an important lesson about writing down important lessons.
05/22/2007
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