The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Atrophy

Season 5 • 01/23/2001

Jon Stewart runs down the list of last night's winners at the Golden Globe Awards.

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Bill O'Reilly

On the "The O'Reilly Factor," no one is allowed to spin, lie, equivocate, delay or fog anything, and that's why no one ever comes on.
01/22/2001
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Inauguration 2001 - One True God

Jesus Christ passes through the confirmation process, becoming America's one true god.
01/22/2001
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Moment of Zen - Bon Bon

President Bush shakes it with Ricky Martin on stage.
01/22/2001
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Recap - 1/23/01

Jon Stewart wraps up by warning kids to be kind to goats, while Stephen Colbert visits the White House and is jumped by the Secret Service.
01/23/2001
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Matthew McConaughey Pt. 1

Jon Stewart shows the pt. 1 of his interview with Matthew McConaughey in which they discuss "getting ready" and emus.
01/23/2001
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Intro - Save the Last Dance

Jon Stewart shows off the new dance move he learned from the movie "Save the Last Dance."
01/23/2001
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Matthew McConaughey Pt. 2

Matthew McConaughey tells and acts out a nasty story about goat sex.
01/23/2001
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Moment of Zen - A Woman's Right to Choose

A woman complains about President George W. Bush taking away "a woman's right to choose."
01/23/2001
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Plight of the Iguana

Jon Stewart reports on a large oil spill near the Galapagos Islands, which endangers his favorite species: boobies.
01/23/2001
01:30

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Ground Zero

Steve Carell relates a water cooler incident between two life insurance workers arguing about last night's Golden Globe winners, "Gladiator" and "Erin Brockovich."
01/23/2001
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Headlines - Atrophy

Jon Stewart runs down the list of women who won awards at the Golden Globes, while Mo Rocca announces that Sela Ward has won the award for "best acceptance speech."
01/23/2001
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Terry Bradshaw

Terry Bradshaw and Stephen Colbert talk about Terry's new television show and trade impressions of bad Southern doctors.
01/24/2001
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At the White House

Covering the White House, Stephen Colbert cuts through the fog of information and facts and gets to the real story. The story is that Stephen Colbert is at the White House.
01/24/2001
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Back In Black - George W. Bush's Inauguration

Ricky Martin acts at the fool at George W. Bush's inauguration.
01/24/2001
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Other News - Miseducation of Capitol Hill

President George W. Bush proposes a multi-million dollar education plan and calls for students to be tested not on what they know but who they know.
01/24/2001
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Cat and Mouse Game

The officials chasing the Texas fugitives could've let them go, but then they'd have to let them all go.
01/24/2001
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Pre-Moistened Wipes Pt. 1

Cottonelle's new patented dispenser blends into any decor; your friends will hardly even know it's there.
01/24/2001
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Pre-Moistened Wipes Pt. 2

Steve Carell commends the creators of Cottonelle's pre-moistened wipes for taking an act that used to be a chore and making it a whole lot of moist fun.
01/24/2001
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Moment of Zen - Colbert loves Helen Thomas

Stephen Colbert and White House press corps member Helen Thomas are in love.
01/24/2001
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Headlines - Unfree At Last

There must be something about a prison system so bad that prisoners would want to escape it.
01/24/2001
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Super Domestic Violence Catalyst

Super Bowl XXXV has brought about several dramatic story lines, none of which have anything to do with football.
01/25/2001
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