The Colbert Report
Yahoo Korea - Rain
Season 3 • 06/05/2007
South Korea lashes out at Stephen for his Korean R&B music video.
Sign Off - Mardi Gras MaskThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wears his Mardi Gras mask to say good night.
Democratic Presidential Debate - VenueThe Colbert ReportS3
Though Stephen did not watch the Democratic presidential debate, he can assume he knows what the candidates said anyway.
Jan SchakowskyThe Colbert ReportS3
Now that America has won back the hot dog eating crown, Stephen discusses Hunger Awareness Day and the rising prices of food.
Intro - 6/4/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, America reclaims the hot dog eating crown, Congresswoman Jan Schakowsky spends a week living off food stamps and Stephen interviews Bard College president Leon Botstein.
Jessica ValentiThe Colbert ReportS3
Jessica Valenti has a hard time believing that the girls in the "Girls Gone Wild" videos are flashing their breasts for their own pleasure.
The God Machine?The Colbert ReportS3
The disturbing news about the new iPhone is that Stephen doesn't have one yet.
When Animals Attack Our Morals - FlamingosThe Colbert ReportS3
A pair of gay flamingos has raised fifteen flamingo chicks, all from eggs poached from other traditional flamingo nests.
You've Been Scootered!The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen advises Scooter Libby to start a gang in prison with Duke Cunningham.
The Word - Mission ControlThe Colbert ReportS3
NASA's Michael Griffin made their mission statement better by deleting any mention of planet protection.
Intro - 6/5/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Scooter Libby's prison sentence, discusses the new iPhone and interviews author Jessica Valenti.
Yahoo Korea - RainThe Colbert ReportS3
Koreans have been trying to keep the white man down, ever since we invaded their country.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - OctopiThe Colbert ReportS3
One day octopi are twisting open bottles, the next they're twisting open submarine hatch doors.
Carl BernsteinThe Colbert ReportS3
Carl Bernstein's new book "A Woman in Charge" is about Hillary Clinton. Stephen hopes it has a happy ending.
Intro - 6/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tonight, Stephen reports on Democrat candidates talking about God, discusses global warming and talks to author Carl Bernstein about his new biography.
Sinner EdwardsThe Colbert ReportS3
Asking Democrats about their religion is like asking Mel Gibson how he enjoyed his Passover.
Tip/Wag - Deep PurpleThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tips his hat to bookseller Tom Wayne and Genosis, and wags his finger at Fox News and guitar players.
The Word - AiroganceThe Colbert ReportS3
Who's to say that we presently have the best climate when there are so many other climates we haven't tried yet?
Pope JumpThe Colbert ReportS3
Whenever anything happens to the pope, people ask Stephen to interpret it -- he's kinda like the pope's pope.
Cullen MurphyThe Colbert ReportS3
Cullen Murphy, author of "Are We Rome?," wonders if America is like the Roman Empire.
Better Know a District - Washington's 9th - Adam SmithThe Colbert ReportS3
After 10 years at his job, there is still a lot that Representative Adam Smith doesn't know about his district or himself.
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