The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 01/10/2007
Stephen is still glowing from President Bush's speech.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jim Cramer
Jim Cramer tells Stephen how to get the most out of watching his show.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ohio State Loses
The Florida Gators don't care what kind of message they're sending to America's enemies.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Texas Hold 'Em
Stephen has advice for the president: send everyone to Iraq. Americans need to sacrifice more.
The Colbert ReportS3 We the Mediator - Celebrity Feuds
Stephen picks sides in celebrity fights between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump, Madonna and Angelina Jolie, and Amitabh Bachchan and Shahrukh Khan.
The Colbert ReportS3 David Kamp
Stephen and David Kamp discuss the fancy-pantsification of American food.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Worry
Stephen wants to delicately remove Missouri and replace it with a stronger heartland: Texas.
The Colbert ReportS3 Invasion of the Country Snatchers
Winning baby contests is what illegal immigrants are leaving their families and risking their lives to come here for.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/10/07
The red states may be turning blue, Tek Jansen has a new adventure, and America's taste in food is getting fancier.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Thawing Meat
Never thaw meat, poultry and fish products on the counter or in the sink without cold water.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tek Jansen - Hounds of Hell: Ragtime Billy Peaches
In this episode, Tek Jansen is mysteriously teleported to the combatosphere orbiting over Asteroid Z.
The Colbert ReportS3 President's Speech
Watching President Bush address the nation is like hanging out with your best bud.
The Colbert ReportS3 What Number Is Stephen Thinking Of? - Doubled Up
Stephen reminds his viewers that just because the numbers on the board are between one and five hundred, that doesn't mean the number he's thinking of is.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Science and Technology
Stephen is outraged by the iPhone unless he gets one for free.
The Colbert ReportS3 Judy Woodruff
Judy Woodruff talks about her new PBS documentary on Generation Next and grills Stephen on his tattoos.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ken Roth
On the fifth anniversary of Guantanamo Bay, Human Rights Watch executive director Ken Roth joins Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/11/07
Stephen sends a monogrammed waterboard to Guantanamo for its fifth anniversary.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Victory!
Stephen suggests we redefine our goals to what is actually happening. Then victory will be ours.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 1/15/07
Stephen discusses plastic surgery with author Alex Kuczynski and debuts his new financial segment.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alex Kuczynski
Alex Kuczynski explains why we don't look better after spending $15 billion on plastic surgery.
The Colbert ReportS3 A Man's Touch
It's insensitive to remind Condoleezza Rice that she's going to die without knowing a man's touch.
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