The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Kofi's Choice
Season 5 • 09/06/2000
The United Nations Millennium Summit begins, bringing a virtual who's who of who? to New York.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Donal Logue
Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Debates
Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Warped Factor 9
Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Casino Evil
The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Comment
George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Convention
Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Zodiac Buzz Killer
Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Greg Kinnear
Greg Kinnear talks about going to the set of "General Hospital" and taking up the dangerous hobby of flying.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Other News - Razor Burn
Children are folded in half, stuffed in backpacks and carried to hospitals after scooter injuries skyrocket.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Pat Morita Sings
Pat Morita sings the national anthem at the Democratic National Convention.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Kofi's Choice
World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Indecision 2000 - Round-Up
If the average wrestling fan were old enough to vote, it would be a write-in for more boobs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 A Slick Campaign
No one would have thought that a town's fortunes could be turned around by a lop-sided, yellowish, garlic looking, blob with a huge green ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Putin the Hurt On
Vladimir Putin, dressed in a gi, throws a man to the ground.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Spinal Tap
Over the years, Spinal Tap has realized that you can only fall so far before you bounce.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Bring It On
Frank DeCaro hasn't felt this much white guilt since Michael Bolton sang "Dock of the Bay."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Shooting for Gold
Human growth hormone is the performance enhancing drug of choice for the on-the-go athlete.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Nighty Knight
Indiana University is not going to have Bobby Knight to kick it around anymore.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Emmy Given Sunday
The big Emmy winners are the gay "Will & Grace" and the flaming "West Wing."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Popular Music Omnibus - VMAs
Nancy Walls reports on MTV's thrice-yearly annual music video awards.
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