Crank YankersS3 E14The Truth Calls Jessica Simpson
The Truth tries to get a girl named Jessica Simpson to lend her name to the Almost Celebrity Golf Tournament.
Crank YankersS3 E14Crazy Yitzhak Sells Plasma TV's
Crazy Yitzhak will sell you a plasma TV -- and he'll throw in his three baby crocodiles.
Crank YankersS3 E15Katie Learns Something New
A helpful librarian teaches a confused young girl the meaning of the words "adapted" and "mature."
Crank YankersS3 E15The Truth Is Looking for Work
Landalious Truefeld inquires about a position as a square dance caller and then asks for a favor.
Crank YankersS3 E15Niles the Godfather
A young man is disturbed when his romantic interest keeps her godfather on the line during a personal call.
Crank YankersS3 E16Joe Needs to Pick Something Up
After facing a personal loss, tough guy Joe asks the lost-and-found department for a big favor.
Crank YankersS3 E16Bobby's Weed Pasta Problem
After Bobby fails a drug test, he blames it on the sauce at an Italian restaurant.
Crank YankersS3 E16Spoonie Wants to Sell Some Home Movies
Spoonie Luv tries to peddle his homemade masturbation movies to a local video store.
Crank YankersS3 E17Elmer's Pacemaker
After misplacing his pacemaker on a bus, Elmer calls the bus terminal to see if it's in their lost and found.
Crank YankersS3 E17Dr. Premise Calls a Voice Coach
Dr. Premise uses a computer-generated voice to request a very special service from a speech therapist.
Crank YankersS3 E17Special Ed Calls a Pharmacy for Cough Syrup
A very drowsy Special Ed rings his local pharmacy to try to secure some more of his beloved cough syrup.
Crank YankersS3 E18Rob Tepard Calls From the Bureau of Monuments
Rob Tepard surveys a store employee about erecting a statue of Saddam Hussein outside her workplace.
Crank YankersS3 E18Elmer Needs an Assistant
Speaking with a potential personal assistant, Elmer shares the job requirements.
Crank YankersS3 E18Spoonie Plans a Night Out
Spoonie Luv calls a bondsman to see if he can arrange bail before a night on the town.
Crank YankersS3 E19Doughnuts for Special Ed
Special Ed dials a doughnut shop to confirm some of their pricing.
Crank YankersS3 E19Jack Needs a House Sitter
A woman finds it nearly impossible to get information on a house-sitting job from an overly sensitive man.
Crank YankersS3 E19Mister Moustache Strikes Again
Mister Moustache calls an unsuspecting man to make an important request.
Crank YankersS5 E1The Truth Recruits Senior Citizens
Retired semi-pro football player Landalious Truefeld (David Alan Grier) calls up an old folks' home to organize a football league for senior citizens.
Crank YankersS5 E1Chelsea Peretti Wants You to Know She's, Like, Really Hot
Chelsea Peretti inquiries about a job at a restaurant known for its attractive waitresses, and she isn't afraid to flaunt her own hotness.
Crank YankersS5 E2Shasta (Punkie Johnson) Warns the Neighbors of White Activity
Shasta (Punkie Johnson) calls up her local neighborhood watch to report a guy for doing suspicious activities while white.