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Season 5 • 03/02/2009
David Byrne realizes being ordinary isn't so bad.
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04:54
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
02/25/2009
00:25
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/25/09
Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
02/25/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/26/09
How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
02/26/2009
06:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Kris Kristofferson
Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
02/26/2009
03:05
The Colbert Report
S5
Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
02/26/2009
04:29
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - The Swede Hereafter
Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
02/26/2009
02:50
The Colbert Report
S5
Claire McCaskill's Twittering
Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
02/26/2009
01:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Snow in the Studio
Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
03/02/2009
04:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
03/02/2009
05:37
The Colbert Report
S5
P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
03/02/2009
04:55
The Colbert Report
S5
David Byrne
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
03/02/2009
04:18
The Colbert Report
S5
Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
03/03/2009
06:00
The Colbert Report
S5
Mark Bittman
Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
03/03/2009
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
The Murderer Was Derek
For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
03/03/2009
02:27
The Colbert Report
S5
Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen
Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
03/03/2009
00:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/3/09
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
03/03/2009
01:48
The Colbert Report
S5
Guns for Roses
Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
03/03/2009
04:20
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Share the Wealth
If we're paying for the poor's health care, we need to make sure they stay healthy.
03/03/2009
04:28
The Colbert Report
S5
Carl Wilson
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
03/04/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/4/09
Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
03:53
The Colbert Report
S5
Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord
Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
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