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Chalabi/Cheney Transcript
Season 10 • 11/15/2005
Samantha Bee and Jason Jones read the hot, hot Chalabi/Cheney transcript.
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04:21
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
War Story 2
Veteran's Day is a chance for politicians on both sides of the aisle to put aside partisanship and honor the men and women of our armed forces.
11/14/2005
00:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
The Colbert Report - Sister Show
Jon Stewart is unintentionally sorry and intentionally thankful for offending Stephen Colbert.
11/14/2005
04:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Martha Stewart
Martha Stewart tells Jon Stewart that he wouldn't have to interview for a job at her company.
11/14/2005
02:52
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - Married Suicide Bombers
A married couple of suicide bombers attempt to blow up a wedding in Jordan and only get it half-right.
11/15/2005
02:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis has a price on bin Laden's head, and MSNBC's Rita Cosby has a sixty-year-old woman living inside her throat.
11/15/2005
03:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Why Are They Now? - Ahmed Chalabi
Iraq's Ahmed Chalabi puts the urban myth of no WMDs to bed, and President Bush does not recall meeting with him.
11/15/2005
00:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Colbert - Classic Tease
Jon may call it an old tease for an old show, but Stephen calls it a classic tease.
11/15/2005
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Panda Wedding
Two pandas are joined man and wife in Thailand.
11/15/2005
03:17
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Back in Black - Elected Leaders
If you're not a celebrity or a teenager, you can always get elected the old fashioned way -- with a bribe.
11/15/2005
04:48
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Rosario Dawson
Rosario Dawson discusses the booty in Rent, growing up in a squat on the Lower East Side and doing Shakespeare in the Park.
11/15/2005
01:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Chalabi/Cheney Transcript
Samantha Bee and Jason Jones read the hot, hot transcript Ahmad Chalabi and Dick Cheney's recent meeting.
11/15/2005
05:13
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
John Hodgman
John Hodgman's areas of expertise include matters historical, matters cryptozological, hobo matters, and drink, food, wine and cheese -- which is a kind of food.
11/16/2005
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party
The Australian Zoo holds a birthday party for Harriett, the oldest living creature in the world.
11/16/2005
02:40
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Asian Provocateur
President Bush's Captain Catagara's Seaweed Paste commercial in Japan took 15 minutes to shoot -- made him $2 million dollars.
11/16/2005
03:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Talk Don't Run
Over a thousand days until the 2008 presidential election, but the Sunday morning talk shows are already hunting potential runners.
11/16/2005
05:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
From Rags to Riches
Newark City Council immediately accepts a local publisher's offer to write positive community stories for $100,000.
11/16/2005
00:47
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick Lupus
Jon was missed at the third annual Stephen Colbert's Let's Lick Lupus Celebrity-Journalist Polo Tournament.
11/16/2005
03:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Headlines - Moments of Zen
President Bush is so good at delivering his talking points on the Iraq war, he made a motherf**kin' haiku while speaking in Japan.
11/16/2005
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Moment of Zen - Bill Frist
Senator Bill Frist says "cut and run" many times.
11/17/2005
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Where's the Party?
P. Diddy's White Party can't compare to Tone-Loc's ultra-exclusive mauve party.
11/17/2005
04:33
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S10
Cruisin' For Chicks
Dan Bakkedahl investigates the urban legend that Tom Cruise used a casting call to land new wife Katie Holmes.
11/17/2005
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