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Chalabi/Cheney Transcript

Season 10 • 11/15/2005

Samantha Bee and Jason Jones read the hot, hot Chalabi/Cheney transcript.

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Back in Black - Elected Leaders
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Chalabi/Cheney Transcript
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Samantha Bee and Jason Jones read the hot, hot transcript Ahmad Chalabi and Dick Cheney's recent meeting.
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Moment of Zen - Tortoise Birthday Party
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The Australian Zoo holds a birthday party for Harriett, the oldest living creature in the world.
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Asian Provocateur
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Daily/Colbert - Let's Lick Lupus
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