The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Some Assembly Required
Season 8 • 09/23/2003
This year's U.N. General Assembly theme: enchantment under the sea.
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Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
Hurricane IsabelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart hopes that Hurricane Isabel hits and washes all the anthrax away.
A Ploy Named SueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
If there's one thing record companies cannot stand, it's seeing artists get screwed.
AlablamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The government is incinerating chemical weapons in a populated community and for some reason, the locals are upset.
Michael CaineThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Michael Caine discusses "Secondhand Lions" and how it feels to lose an Oscar four times.
Moment of Zen - Sex TourismThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush condemns sex tourism in front of the U.N. General Assembly.
Emmy CelebrationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night and tells Jon he's not leaving LA anytime soon.
Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi ArmyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
Auto-Exotic FixationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Car financier Alan Gibbs debuts the Aquada dual-use boat car -- the perfect way to get from your geodesic dome house to the Sharper Image across the river.
Intro - EmmysThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
There are going to be some changes around here, now that we've won an Emmy.
Headlines - Some Assembly RequiredThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush addresses the official opening of the 58th session of the U.N. General Assembly.
Crazy in AlabamaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
At least the released convicts from Alabama prisons will have a hard time getting driver's licenses.
Moment of Zen - God HatersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Man in Alabama protests a 10 Commandments monument being removed from a government building.
What Else You Got?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
Democracy BabyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Don't be sad democracy, Jon knows it hurts your heart when he be using out-moded electoral equipment and disenfranchising people and whatnot, but he's doing it for you.
Ben StillerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Ben Stiller's daughter is the most special child on the earth.
Take Two Tablets...The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
An Alabama chief justice could distribute the Eucharist to the jury, and he still wouldn't be establishing a religion.
Punch CardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The inherent paradox of Governor Gray Davis is that he's right, but he's also a dick.
Jonah GoldbergThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jonah Goldberg points out that Democratic candidate Wesley Clark only has the suit with the nice ribbons on it.
The DebateThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
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