The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Clinton and the Turkey

Season 4 E 63 • 11/29/1999

President Bill Clinton pets a turkey.

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01:29

This Just In - Fudge Pachyderm
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Jon presents a story with no factual basis just so he can say that an elephant is gay.
11/18/1999
04:33

The Theater is Dead
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San Diego psychic Jenny Whisper channels the spirits of Johnny Mercer and John Wayne as she writes her Broadway melodies.
11/18/1999
04:30

Bill Maher
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As a libertarian, Bill Maher has no problem with anyone drinking bong water or their own urine.
11/18/1999
04:38

Goo Goo Dolls
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Johnny Rzeznik's grocery list consists of Jack Daniels, ice and ginger ale.
11/29/1999
00:26

Item of the Week - Prayer
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Fifty-seven percent of those who go to church pray that the hot number in accounting doesn't know about their family.
11/29/1999
01:37

This Just In - Heat-Ler
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An ad campaign for German made heaters is being removed in Taiwan following protest over the use of an image of Adolf Hitler.
11/29/1999
05:02

Headlines - Retails From The Dark Side
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Holiday shopping season kicks off, newscasters begin annual quest for maximum condescension quotient in pronunciation of "Hanukkah."
11/29/1999
02:03

Other News - Rodham to the Core
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Hillary Clinton says she's on the verge of announcing when she will make plans to officially declare she's decided to maybe run for Senate.
11/29/1999
02:52

International News
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It's not everyday you see Indonesian President Abdurrahman Wahid and Laotian Prime Minister Sisavath Keobounphanh together.
11/29/1999
03:15

Pet Psychic Convention
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Correspondent Mo Rocca brings his cat to the Pet Psychic Fair and discovers that his pet has "Jupiter qualities."
11/29/1999
00:19

Moment of Zen - Clinton and the Turkey
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS4 E63

President Bill Clinton pets a turkey.
11/29/1999
00:30

Millennial Moment - Happy New Year
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Remember, on this New Year's you'll be waking up with a blinding headache in a strange bed covered in your own vomit -- in the New Millennium!
11/30/1999
00:33

Recap - Lawsuit, Turtle, Penis
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It's so hard to find good help that won't make eye contact with you these days.
11/30/1999
01:38

Headlines - Terror on the Toilet
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A man is suing Starbucks, claiming his penis was crushed by a defective toilet seat installed in the public restroom.
11/30/1999
02:58

Diva Train
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Correspondent Beth Littleford reports on network television's ever innovative holiday programming.
11/30/1999
01:23

Headlines - Rocky Horror
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Sylvester Stallone's former employees are suing for being fired without pay, due to breaking his household rules of conduct.
11/30/1999
02:10

This Just In - H-M-Ow!
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A new study reveals U.S. doctors make as many as 98,000 fatal mistakes a year, doctors' point out million mistakes that aren't fatal.
11/30/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Police
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Policemen in riot gear march to meet protestors.
11/30/1999
01:55

Ad Nauseam - Wonder Drugs
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With today's wonder drugs, Americans are able to correct even their most repulsive physical traits, which is fantastic, but it's important to know what you're getting into.
11/30/1999
02:17

Terror on the Toilet Investigation
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Chief Criminologist Steve Carell and the Daily Show forensic experts have pieced together evidence to demonstrate how a man smashed his penis in a public toilet seat.
11/30/1999
02:25

Headlines - Gruff Trade
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Protestors in Seattle rail against the World Trade Organization for placing profit above environmental concerns, but the hell with all that take a look at the freaks.
11/30/1999
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