The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 04/09/2007
You can't strangle a sea bird these days without taking heat from the "reduce, reuse, re-psychos."
Nightgown Novel ModelThe Colbert ReportS3
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
Sign Off - It's Been RealThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
Strolling in BaghdadThe Colbert ReportS3
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
Intro - 3/29/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
Sign Off - Goodnight, LadiesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
Formula 401KThe Colbert ReportS3
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
Ethnic SlursThe Colbert ReportS3
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
Katrina vanden HeuvelThe Colbert ReportS3
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
End of LentThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
Intro - 4/9/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
Colin BeavanThe Colbert ReportS3
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
The ApologyThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
Stiff Upper LipThe Colbert ReportS3
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
Jeannette WallsThe Colbert ReportS3
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
Bears & Balls - HomeThe Colbert ReportS3
If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
Intro - 4/10/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
Stephen's Racial SlursThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
The Word - Hip ReplacementThe Colbert ReportS3
When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
Anna Nicole's Baby DaddyThe Colbert ReportS3
If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
The Great Turtle RaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
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