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Colin Beavan
Season 3 • 04/09/2007
You can't strangle a sea bird these days without taking heat from the "reduce, reuse, re-psychos."
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04:03
Nightgown Novel Model
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S3
If Stephen knows anything about the ladies, it's that they long to escape into a world of romance.
03/29/2007
00:21
Sign Off - It's Been Real
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S3
Stephen gives the audience a reality check.
03/29/2007
03:16
Strolling in Baghdad
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S3
John McCain claps his hands and believes that Baghdad is safe for Americans.
03/29/2007
00:30
Intro - 3/29/07
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S3
Stephen discusses cultural amnesia with author Clive James and Congress tries to bring back the Equal Rights Amendment.
03/29/2007
00:11
Sign Off - Goodnight, Ladies
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S3
Stephen says goodnight -- to the ladies.
04/09/2007
00:56
Formula 401K
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S3
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
04/09/2007
02:04
Ethnic Slurs
The Colbert Report
S3
We have free speech in America, which means never having to say you're sorry to Hungarians.
04/09/2007
06:09
Katrina vanden Heuvel
The Colbert Report
S3
The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel comes back to The Report to talk about truthiness.
04/09/2007
05:17
End of Lent
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S3
Stephen makes good on his promise to Jesus that he would give up sweets for Lent.
04/09/2007
00:32
Intro - 4/9/07
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S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to The Nation's Katrina vanden Heuvel, and the housing market is in crisis.
04/09/2007
05:08
Colin Beavan
The Colbert Report
S3
As Colin Beavan talks about his environmentally conscientious lifestyle, Stephen times him with a microwave.
04/09/2007
02:18
The Apology
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen finds out that Hungarians can play the guitar after all.
04/10/2007
02:42
Stiff Upper Lip
The Colbert Report
S3
You don't build an empire with feelings -- unless you're Oprah.
04/10/2007
06:18
Jeannette Walls
The Colbert Report
S3
Jeannette Walls, author of "The Glass Castle," finds out what happens when Stephen throws stones.
04/10/2007
02:22
Bears & Balls - Home
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S3
If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34
Intro - 4/10/07
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S3
Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47
Stephen's Racial Slurs
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20
The Word - Hip Replacement
The Colbert Report
S3
When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
00:52
Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
The Colbert Report
S3
If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:48
The Great Turtle Race
The Colbert Report
S3
Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
03:54
Sport Report - Spirit Loses
The Colbert Report
S3
The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
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