The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army

Season 8 • 09/23/2003

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World Nukes Tonight

Do you think terrorists are going to fill out a form saying they're shipping uranium?
09/18/2003
01:29

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Hurricane Isabel

Jon Stewart hopes that Hurricane Isabel hits and washes all the anthrax away.
09/18/2003
03:37

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A Ploy Named Sue

If there's one thing record companies cannot stand, it's seeing artists get screwed.
09/18/2003
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Alablama

The government is incinerating chemical weapons in a populated community and for some reason, the locals are upset.
09/18/2003
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Michael Caine

Michael Caine discusses "Secondhand Lions" and how it feels to lose an Oscar four times.
09/23/2003
00:06

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Moment of Zen - Sex Tourism

President Bush condemns sex tourism in front of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
03:37

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Emmy Celebration

Stephen Colbert recounts a magical post-Emmys night and tells Jon he's not leaving LA anytime soon.
09/23/2003
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Headlines - Some Assembly Required

President Bush addresses the official opening of the 58th session of the U.N. General Assembly.
09/23/2003
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Auto-Exotic Fixation

Car financier Alan Gibbs debuts the Aquada dual-use boat car -- the perfect way to get from your geodesic dome house to the Sharper Image across the river.
09/23/2003
00:53

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Intro - Emmys

There are going to be some changes around here, now that we've won an Emmy.
09/23/2003
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Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army

American forces begin training all 800 soldiers in the new, volunteer Iraqi Army.
09/23/2003
02:42

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Crazy in Alabama

At least the released convicts from Alabama prisons will have a hard time getting driver's licenses.
09/24/2003
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Moment of Zen - God Haters

Man in Alabama protests a 10 Commandments monument being removed from a government building.
09/24/2003
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What Else You Got?

In New York City they see the President of the United States and ask, "What else you got?"
09/24/2003
01:17

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Democracy Baby

Don't be sad democracy, Jon knows it hurts your heart when he be using out-moded electoral equipment and disenfranchising people and whatnot, but he's doing it for you.
09/24/2003
05:13

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Ben Stiller

Ben Stiller's daughter is the most special child on the earth.
09/24/2003
05:17

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Take Two Tablets...

An Alabama chief justice could distribute the Eucharist to the jury, and he still wouldn't be establishing a religion.
09/24/2003
02:57

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Punch Cards

The inherent paradox of Governor Gray Davis is that he's right, but he's also a dick.
09/24/2003
06:35

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Jonah Goldberg

Jonah Goldberg points out that Democratic candidate Wesley Clark only has the suit with the nice ribbons on it.
09/25/2003
06:51

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The Debate

Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks that Lt. Gov. Cruz Bustamante needs to go to an "addiction place."
09/25/2003
00:07

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Moment of Zen - This is Not Comedy Central

Moderator Stan Statham at the California governor debate swears that this is not Comedy Central.
09/25/2003
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