The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Mark Your Calendar - August

Season 7 • 08/13/2002

August will beat the happiness into you.

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00:35

Moment of Zen - Anthrax for the Memories
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, addresses the press.
08/12/2002
03:46

Headlines - Which Man Spore Man?
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Scientist Steven Hatfill, under investigation for anthrax possession, gathers the media to complain about being hounded by the media.
08/12/2002
05:22

Michael C. Hall
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Michael C. Hall proposed to his girlfriend while she was unpacking a suitcase.
08/12/2002
05:10

Red Light Special
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In Baltimore, Maryland, an adult mega-chain is threatening the mom and pop corner strip club.
08/12/2002
05:08

Ad Nauseam - Salutes Product Placement in the Movies
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Steve Carell takes a look at the tie-ins that make us subconsciously associate consumer brands with the magic of the movies.
08/12/2002
02:01

This Just In - Chai Noon
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The only two Jews in Afghanistan hate each other.
08/13/2002
00:13

Moment of Zen - A Short War
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Canadian war profiteer Allan Park needs a long war with lots of casualties to ensure sales of his Saddam Hussein toilet paper.
08/13/2002
08:11

Scott Ritter
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It's not like our weapons are weapons of mass love.
08/13/2002
03:47

Canadian Ass Candy
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Toilet paper that you can't even wipe your ass with has proven much more profitable than toilet paper that you can.
08/13/2002
03:09

Headlines - Group Sects
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The Iraqi opposition groups that weren't killed the last time we helped them met in Washington with the Bush Administration
08/13/2002
01:31

Mark Your Calendar - August
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Be sure to tell women that they're your equal this month. That ought to shut them up.
08/13/2002
06:37

Kevin Nealon
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Kevin Nealon's new show helps colorful crackpots get the message out about reptoid children, mind-control in Montauk and alien attacks on Los Angeles.
08/14/2002
01:11

Heat Wave
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The audience is guaranteed to enjoy tonight's show for one reason, air conditioning.
08/14/2002
00:15

Moment of Zen - Right Trend Direction
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President Bush details the last 6 quarters of economic activity.
08/14/2002
04:56

Econ Artists
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President Bush admits that times are kind of tough, but don't worry people, he's holding a one day economic forum. And Saddam Hussein issues a statement of condemnation.
08/14/2002
02:57

Elvis Week
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The 25th anniversary of Elvis Presley's death is celebrated in his hometown of Memphis, Tennessee.
08/14/2002
02:34

Words of Mass Destruction
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The United States launches a powerful theoretical attack of large font sans serif characters against Iraq, some even equipped with italics.
08/14/2002
00:48

Intro - Blue Crush
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Jon is going to see Blue Crush for the surfing, not for the hot ladies in bikinis.
08/15/2002
02:21

Headlines - Receding Airlines
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Part of the airlines' new plan is to make thousands of tiny planes on sticks.
08/15/2002
02:48

Mr. Coughy
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The cigarette machines come with a variety of virtual sales clerks who silently judge you.
08/15/2002
04:23

Civil Lights
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Stephen Colbert highlights the smokers' dream that one day we will all be judged by the content of our character and not the color of our lungs.
08/15/2002
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