The Colbert Report
Greatest Conservative Rock Songs
Season 2 • 06/27/2006
Stephen is angered by Bruce Springsteen but still wants to meet him.
Intro - 6/26/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen grinds the news into a fine white powder.
All You Need to Know - Hot PlanetThe Colbert ReportS2
The bachelorette party industry has never been better, thanks to Papa Bear's Factor.
Sign Off - Highlights MagazineThe Colbert ReportS2
Highlights Magazine celebrates its one billionth issue and Stephen celebrates Highlights Magazine.
Medal of AudacityThe Colbert ReportS2
Impersonators are buying military medals off of eBay, and Stephen has an award for these heroes.
Buffett Hires GatesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is impressed that Warren Buffett can hire Bill Gates to spend his money, but disappointed he didn't consider the Stephen & Melinda Gates Foundation.
Flammo McBurnyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is thrilled that an amendment to outlaw flag burning is one vote away from being passed.
Movies That Are Destroying America - A Scanner DarklyThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen takes a look at the supposedly dystopian notion that the government may keep us under constant surveillance in "A Scanner Darkly."
Sign Off - Rubber MopThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen shoos his audience out of the studio in favor of some limey bastard with a rubber mop.
Intro - 6/27/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen gets ready for a ball-to-ball interview with Chris Matthews.
The Word - Cold, Dead FingersThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is frightened by the echo of a ricochet of a shadow of a chance that his recreational hunting might be taken away.
Greatest Conservative Rock SongsThe Colbert ReportS2
Bruce Springsteen angers Stephen by refusing to exclude Soledad O'Brien's present company.
Chris MatthewsThe Colbert ReportS2
Chris Matthews shows Stephen who's got harder balls in a full-nelson breaking competition.
The Word - SupermanThe Colbert ReportS2
The New York Times wants you and your family dead -- they could learn a thing or two from Superman.
Robert BaerThe Colbert ReportS2
Robert Baer tells Stephen we invaded the wrong country, which does not penetrate Stephen's armor of belief.
The Smoking Side DishThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen will send a t-shirt to anyone who sends him a photo of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
American FlagsThe Colbert ReportS2
If Congress can't protect our flags from desecration, we're going to have to teach our flags to defend themselves.
Intro - 6/28/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on The New York Times, enlists citizens to cover the news, and interviews former CIA agent Robert Baer.
Sign Off - Mr. Potato HeadThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen urges viewers to keep sending in pictures of Chris Matthews eating potatoes.
Citizens in Action - Fondue It YourselfThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen has created his own core of citizen journalists who will report on the concerns of real Americans like you.
The President's BFFThe Colbert ReportS2
President Bush and Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi are BFFs. Following their lead, Stephen makes his own Japanese friend.
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