The Colbert Report
Richard Garriott Takes Stephen to Space
Season 4 • 09/18/2008
Richard Garriott is packing Stephen in his carry-on to space.
Country FirstThe Colbert ReportS4
Just imagine if our nation's greatest heroes had put bladder before country.
The Word - PowerlessThe Colbert ReportS4
George W. Bush hasn't failed to catch Osama bin Laden because of errors in judgment, it's because he doesn't have superpowers.
Intro - 9/17/08The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain responds to the ongoing economic crisis by suggesting America marry a really rich woman.
Stephen & the Colberts' Music VideoThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen finds his old music video from the 80s "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)."
Maria BartiromoThe Colbert ReportS4
Maria Bartiromo tells Stephen we shouldn't have knee-jerk reactions to the Wall Street collapse.
Smokin' Pole - American Arctic ExpertThe Colbert ReportS4
We will send Sarah Palin into the Arctic armed with nothing more than a hunting rifle and a tube of lipstick.
Off to the EmmysThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wishes the best of luck to anyone who is him.
Intro - 9/18/08The Colbert ReportS4
The fight for the Arctic wealth heats up almost as fast as the Arctic.
Stephen Wants an EmmyThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen insults Academy of Television Arts and Sciences Chairman John Schaffner so he can win an Emmy.
Richard Garriott Takes Stephen to SpaceThe Colbert ReportS4
If the aliens create an alien/human hybrid, Stephen wants to be the top half.
The Word - OhMyGodSocietyIsCollapsing...The Colbert ReportS4
We have to give unchecked financial power to the president and his appointees so they can implement a plan that no one understands.
Intro - 9/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
The government wants to spend $700 billion to bail out Wall Street. What's the quickest way to set up a massive failing firm?
John McCain's Theme SongThe Colbert ReportS4
If Jackson Browne didn't want John McCain to use his song, then why did he write it about Barack Obama?
Stephen Loses to Don RicklesThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen punishes one of his writers for helping Don Rickles win an Emmy.
Peter Grosz InsultsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen Colbert is so clueless, he will read anything Peter Grosz writes on an index card without even realizing what he's saying.
Jackson BrowneThe Colbert ReportS4
Jackson Browne explains why he's suing John McCain for using his song in an Obama attack ad.
Stephen Suspends the ShowThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen suspends his show until the financial crisis is averted.
Joe NoceraThe Colbert ReportS4
New York Times Business Columnist Joe Nocera explains the $700 billion bailout will save the economy because it has to.
Alpha Dog of the Week - Bill BennettThe Colbert ReportS4
For an Ivy League intellectual to slam intellectualism takes balls so big they get their own dunce caps.
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