The Colbert Report

Dime Boycott

Season 2 • 04/17/2006

Making this point is worth having lumpy trousers.

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Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley

Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
04/06/2006
02:26

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The Word - Nazis

There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
04/06/2006
00:17

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Sign Off - Spring Break

Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
04/06/2006
00:28

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Intro - 4/6/06

In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
04/06/2006
05:47

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Markos Moulitsas

Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
04/06/2006
03:28

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Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake

How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
04/17/2006
00:33

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Intro - 4/17/06

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
04/17/2006
06:06

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On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology

If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
01:25

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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses

German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
04/17/2006
06:06

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Reza Aslan

Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
04/17/2006
02:30

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Dime Boycott

Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
04/17/2006
03:05

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Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer Prize

Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
04/18/2006
00:33

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Intro - 4/18/06

In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
04/18/2006
02:28

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The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir

You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
04/18/2006
00:15

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Baby Monitor

Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
04/18/2006
02:44

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Stephen Jr. Hatches!

Stephen Jr. broke through his egg just like Reagan when he broke down the Berlin Wall.
04/18/2006
04:32

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ThreatDown - Pooh

A cuddly, non-threatening bear is about as plausible as a tiger with a springy tail.
04/18/2006
06:13

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Anthony Romero

Even though America isn't a Christian nation, Stephen thinks ACLU Executive Director Anthony Romero should acknowledge that we're almost all Christians.
04/18/2006
06:02

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Caitlin Flanagan

Stephen asks author and journalist Caitlin Flanagan, "What's the deal with chicks?"
04/19/2006
03:30

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Global Warming TV

Stephen thinks global warming makes for horrible television.
04/19/2006
00:34

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Intro - 4/19/06

In tonight's episode, global warming is real, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a baby, and Caitlin Flanagan argues that a woman's place is in the home.
04/19/2006
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