The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Liquid Launch
Season 4 • 05/28/2008
Prescott Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce Liquid Launch -- a new energy drink made of rocket fuel.
The Colbert ReportS4 Bears & Balls - Dollar Stores
If you shop for groceries at dollar stores, you can find bargains on discontinued lunch meats and irregular bacon.
The Colbert ReportS4 McCain's Preachers
Stephen is fine with Reverend Hagee calling the Catholic Church the apostate church because he doesn't know what that word means.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/27/08
John McCain rejects the support of two controversial pastors, which gives Stephen an excuse to show more Reverend Wright footage.
The Colbert ReportS4 Brian Greene
Brian Greene explains to Stephen what the big deal is about science.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fleet Week
Stephen explains the proper way to show your excitement when you're greeting a member of the armed services.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tony Perkins
Tony Perkins and Stephen discuss their outrage over the California Supreme Court ruling to legalize gay marriage.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Brushback Pitch
Little Leaguers aren't just stealing team names from Major League Baseball. Where did they get the idea of using a mitt or wearing a cup?
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/28/08
Little League Baseball players are under attack, something is in our water, and Senator Claire McCaskill will never inspire young women because she supports Barack Obama.
The Colbert ReportS4 Claire McCaskill
Senator Claire McCaskill explains why Barack Obama is the best man or woman to be the next president of the United States.
The Colbert ReportS4 Microbe Beat!
The number one threat to microbes is penicillin -- a godless healing machine.
The Colbert ReportS4 Cheating Death - Liquid Launch
Liquid Launch is a new energy drink that doesn't have one of the ingredients in rocket fuel -- it has every ingredient in rocket fuel.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tad Devine
Stephen asks Tad Devine if we can add a third candidate to the Democratic race, like a rabid monkey or an underfed tiger.
The Colbert ReportS4 Tip/Wag - Monetary Discrimination
Money should have different smells so blind people can tell the bills apart.
The Colbert ReportS4 Sneak Preview
Stephen gives a sneak preview of Monday night's show.
The Colbert ReportS4 Shout Out! - Broken Space Toilet
The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/29/08
Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott -- five years ago.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - Florida and Michigan
To deny the votes of Michigan and Florida is to say that Kurt Cobain died in vain.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Sirota
David Sirota explains the presidential campaign isn't the only place where change happens.
The Colbert ReportS4 Final Thought
Stephen gives America the final thought on what should have been done with Michigan and Florida.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jon Paskowitz
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
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