The Colbert Report
Cheating Death - Liquid Launch
Season 4 • 05/28/2008
Prescott Pharmaceuticals is proud to introduce Liquid Launch -- a new energy drink made of rocket fuel.
Bears & Balls - Dollar StoresThe Colbert ReportS4
If you shop for groceries at dollar stores, you can find bargains on discontinued lunch meats and irregular bacon.
McCain's PreachersThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen is fine with Reverend Hagee calling the Catholic Church the apostate church because he doesn't know what that word means.
Intro - 5/27/08The Colbert ReportS4
John McCain rejects the support of two controversial pastors, which gives Stephen an excuse to show more Reverend Wright footage.
Brian GreeneThe Colbert ReportS4
Brian Greene explains to Stephen what the big deal is about science.
Fleet WeekThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen explains the proper way to show your excitement when you're greeting a member of the armed services.
Tony PerkinsThe Colbert ReportS4
Tony Perkins and Stephen discuss their outrage over the California Supreme Court ruling to legalize gay marriage.
The Word - Brushback PitchThe Colbert ReportS4
Little Leaguers aren't just stealing team names from Major League Baseball. Where did they get the idea of using a mitt or wearing a cup?
Intro - 5/28/08The Colbert ReportS4
Little League Baseball players are under attack, something is in our water, and Senator Claire McCaskill will never inspire young women because she supports Barack Obama.
Claire McCaskillThe Colbert ReportS4
Senator Claire McCaskill explains why Barack Obama is the best man or woman to be the next president of the United States.
Microbe Beat!The Colbert ReportS4
The number one threat to microbes is penicillin -- a godless healing machine.
Cheating Death - Liquid LaunchThe Colbert ReportS4
Liquid Launch is a new energy drink that doesn't have one of the ingredients in rocket fuel -- it has every ingredient in rocket fuel.
Tad DevineThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Tad Devine if we can add a third candidate to the Democratic race, like a rabid monkey or an underfed tiger.
Tip/Wag - Monetary DiscriminationThe Colbert ReportS4
Money should have different smells so blind people can tell the bills apart.
Sneak PreviewThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gives a sneak preview of Monday night's show.
Shout Out! - Broken Space ToiletThe Colbert ReportS4
The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.
Intro - 5/29/08The Colbert ReportS4
Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott -- five years ago.
Democralypse Now - Florida and MichiganThe Colbert ReportS4
To deny the votes of Michigan and Florida is to say that Kurt Cobain died in vain.
David SirotaThe Colbert ReportS4
David Sirota explains the presidential campaign isn't the only place where change happens.
Final ThoughtThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen gives America the final thought on what should have been done with Michigan and Florida.
Jon PaskowitzThe Colbert ReportS4
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
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