The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Thames the Brakes
Season 7 • 03/04/2003
In life, only two things are certain: traffic in London and taxes to help reduce traffic in London.
Jive TurkeyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ninety-five percent of the Turkish population is against the U.S.-led war in Iraq and using Turkey as a base of operations.
Batman!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon Stewart single-handedly went from town to town lowering the terror alert.
Moment of Zen - Carmina BuranaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
One of the most dangerous men in the world has a stretched out tee shirt.
Greenwich or BussedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Struggling children in Greenwich, CT are forced to take the bus to school.
Korea in Krisis - Spy PlaneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The Stalinist netherworld of North Korea sends four fighter jets to intercept an unarmed U.S. spy plane flying over international waters.
Missile DestructionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert believes it's a huge waste to destroy the missiles with a bulldozer.
Dis MissileThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Iraqi forces use bulldozers to destroy the first of over 100 mid-range missiles, but Ari Fleischer isn't impressed.
Intro - TurkeyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The average Turk's hash and anal experience is no different than those of peoples anywhere else in the world.
Walter IsaacsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Walter Isaacson defends running a mindless car chase instead of a good story.
Moment of Zen - The Colossal ColonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Children gather around a colossal colon on display.
Thames the BrakesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
In an effort to ease its rapidly growing congestion problem, London relies on a network of Orwellian video cameras that captures license plate numbers and issues tickets.
Moment of Zen - Mr. Homeland SecurityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A reveler at Mardi Gras dresses up as Mr. Homeland Security.
Constitution Schmonstitution XXVII: Faith Based AidThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Stephen Colbert shows the quick and pious way to cash in on the faith based gravy train.
Cover Up in a MallThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon ends the show, reveals tomorrow's guest, and gives advice to mall shoppers.
Faith AccompliThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Deeply inconvenienced by church and state separation, President George W. Bush looks for ways around it.
Adrien BrodyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Since being nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor, Adrien Brody has had an insane week of popularity.
Mark Your Calendar - MarchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms provides information on March events: Mardi Gras, Genealogy Day, Johnny Appleseed Day, and Anesthetic First Used Day.
Moment of Zen - Nude ProtestersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Nude protesters in Santiago, Chile, streak for peace.
War ProtestsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
With regard to protests, The Bush administration has issued a strict policy of not giving a crap.
David CrossThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
David Cross is just trying to bring about world peace through swearing and blasphemy.
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