The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 8 • 06/07/2004
Donna Brazile prefers political candidates who have a little Tabasco in their coffee.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Flustered Tenet
CIA Director George Tenet looks flustered when questioned about North Korea.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 The Braidy Bill
Illegal braiding is like a drunk driver, in that there's nothing wrong with driving drunk until you hit somebody and kill them.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Tenet Resigns
If you go to the CIA cafeteria you can get a grilled cheese sandwich and the launch codes for intercontinental ballistic missiles.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Goodbye Mr. Tenet
When news breaks, the Daily Show isn't the first on the scene, but they have televisions, they know what's going on.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Jon Magazine
This month's issue of Jon Magazine is full of so many perfume inserts, people may ask if you are a Turkish prostitute.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Dead Presidents
Jon Stewart's advice to former presidents Ford and Carter is to die saving a baby.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Don't Think About Boobies
President George W. Bush tries to look interested while listening to Pope John Paul II.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Tape Worms
The Enron executives are greedy mother arbitragers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Pump'd
The Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries will bolster their output of crude oil to 2 million barrels a day, enough to power a Hummer from St. Louis to Springfield.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Holy Sit
The Pope is usually a dick when he meets someone, but was cordial to George W. Bush.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Donna Brazile
Donna Brazile felt that busing and school integration was a bad idea, because she couldn't run home if she got sick.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - No Disrespect
Bill Parcells does not mean to disrespect the "orientals."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Indecision 2004 - Thumbs Up To You Too
While President George W. Bush gives a eulogy for Ronald Reagan, John Kerry is going to catch up on some office work.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Congratulations on Your New Government
New Iraqi Prime Minister Iyad Allawi will find that there's no better way to get acquainted with a country than by running it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 David Brooks
David Brooks states that only a country as idealistic as the United States would try to bring democracy to Iraq -- and only a country as naive as us would do it so badly.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 What Would Ronald Think?
Newt Gingrich believes that Ronald Reagan would approve of President George W. Bush's actions in Iraq.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 New Jersey Primary
All the Kucinich organization needs to do to win the New Jersey primary is to convince fellow Democrats to change their numerical system.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Joe Biden's Lecture
Joe Biden angrily lectures John Ashcroft about the importance of following torture treaties.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 8 Simple Rulers
The G8 summit is held on an isolated island off the coast of Georgia, so it won't be plagued by protests.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Morgan Spurlock
Morgan Spurlock describes his chest pains and heart palpitations from eating McDonald's everyday.
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