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Ted Daeschler
Season 2 • 05/18/2006
Paleontologist Ted Daeschler shows Stephen his fishopod.
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03:43
The Colbert Report
S2
Reagan Dimes
In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
05/17/2006
05:39
The Colbert Report
S2
Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
05/17/2006
00:13
The Colbert Report
S2
Boycott
Stephen begins his boycott of vitamin C.
05/17/2006
06:29
The Colbert Report
S2
Jonathan Alter
Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
05/17/2006
05:10
The Colbert Report
S2
Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem -- in "English."
05/18/2006
03:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles
Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills.
05/18/2006
00:07
The Colbert Report
S2
Fract - This Day in Stephen History
On this day in Stephen history, Stephen won the school science fair.
05/18/2006
01:26
The Colbert Report
S2
Bears Eat Monkey
Monkeys, stick to your adorable scampering and tire-swinging and stop loitering in bear zones.
05/18/2006
00:30
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 5/18/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to paleontologist Ted Daeschler about fossils, and the U.S. restores diplomatic relations with Libya.
05/18/2006
02:34
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Libya
Now we realize Qaddafi is just a loveable eccentric, kinda like Prince.
05/18/2006
06:05
The Colbert Report
S2
Ted Daeschler
Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.
05/18/2006
07:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Stone Phillips
After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
06/05/2006
00:14
The Colbert Report
S2
Helium Balloon Drop
Stephen works out the logistics of dropping a helium balloon.
06/05/2006
03:18
The Colbert Report
S2
The In-Box - 100th Episode
Stephen takes a dip into the in-box to see what everyone else thinks of his 100th show.
06/05/2006
03:26
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Me
Stephen salutes Me; not just himself, but everyone who's proud to refer to themselves as Me.
06/05/2006
05:19
The Colbert Report
S2
My First 100 Shows: How I Changed The World
After just 100 episodes, The Colbert Report nearly wipes out the North American Grizzly.
06/05/2006
03:38
The Colbert Report
S2
666
The Colbert Report is the only TV studio taping in the vicinity where everyone gets a Bible.
06/06/2006
04:35
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Sound Advice - Graduation
Stephen's advice to college graduates -- move back with your parents, pad your resume, apply for credit cards, don't backpack in Europe, streak the quad and don't graduate.
06/06/2006
06:19
The Colbert Report
S2
Christiane Amanpour
Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
06/06/2006
03:12
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Military
Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married.
06/06/2006
01:26
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - 666 Almost Over
The most evil day in all of human history, 6/6/06, is almost over, which means Stephen can restore evil items to his shelf.
06/06/2006
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