The Colbert Report

Ted Daeschler

Season 2 • 05/18/2006

Paleontologist Ted Daeschler shows Stephen his fishopod.

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Reagan Dimes

In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
05/17/2006
05:39

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Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt

Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
05/17/2006
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Boycott

Stephen begins his boycott of vitamin C.
05/17/2006
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Jonathan Alter

Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
05/17/2006
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Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly

Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem -- in "English."
05/18/2006
03:30

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Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles

Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills.
05/18/2006
00:07

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Fract - This Day in Stephen History

On this day in Stephen history, Stephen won the school science fair.
05/18/2006
01:26

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Bears Eat Monkey

Monkeys, stick to your adorable scampering and tire-swinging and stop loitering in bear zones.
05/18/2006
00:30

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Intro - 5/18/06

In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to paleontologist Ted Daeschler about fossils, and the U.S. restores diplomatic relations with Libya.
05/18/2006
02:34

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The Word - Libya

Now we realize Qaddafi is just a loveable eccentric, kinda like Prince.
05/18/2006
06:05

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Ted Daeschler

Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.
05/18/2006
07:31

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Stone Phillips

After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
06/05/2006
00:14

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Helium Balloon Drop

Stephen works out the logistics of dropping a helium balloon.
06/05/2006
03:18

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The In-Box - 100th Episode

Stephen takes a dip into the in-box to see what everyone else thinks of his 100th show.
06/05/2006
03:26

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The Word - Me

Stephen salutes Me; not just himself, but everyone who's proud to refer to themselves as Me.
06/05/2006
05:19

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My First 100 Shows: How I Changed The World

After just 100 episodes, The Colbert Report nearly wipes out the North American Grizzly.
06/05/2006
03:38

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666

The Colbert Report is the only TV studio taping in the vicinity where everyone gets a Bible.
06/06/2006
04:35

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Stephen's Sound Advice - Graduation

Stephen's advice to college graduates -- move back with your parents, pad your resume, apply for credit cards, don't backpack in Europe, streak the quad and don't graduate.
06/06/2006
06:19

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Christiane Amanpour

Christiane Amanpour instructs Stephen on the correct way to pronounce Iraq and Iran.
06/06/2006
03:12

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The Word - Military

Stephen proposes a military plan that will keep marriage pure between a man and a woman, regardless of whether that man and woman want to stay married.
06/06/2006
01:26

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Sign Off - 666 Almost Over

The most evil day in all of human history, 6/6/06, is almost over, which means Stephen can restore evil items to his shelf.
06/06/2006
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