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The Decemberists

Season 5 • 04/27/2009

The Decemberists' Colin Meloy shows off his album-specific sideburns.

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The Word - Brunt Double

Until we can all agree on whom we should be angry at, tearing each other apart is the best plan we've got.
04/23/2009
00:39

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Intro - 4/23/09

Who is to blame for the economic crisis? If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, the ducks probably did it.
04/23/2009
03:27

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Illegitimate Grandson of an Alligator

Have you heard the rumor that Bill Posey's grandmother had her alligator baby out of wedlock?
04/23/2009
05:47

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Elizabeth Bintliff

Elizabeth Bintliff brings along Daisy the Cow to promote Heifer International, an organization that delivers livestock to developing countries.
04/23/2009
04:26

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America Does Not Swear On Camera

Shepard Smith swearing on camera isn't something one gets away with like torture.
04/23/2009
02:04

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Days of Swine and Doses

The swine flu virus contains a little something from pig, bird and human -- just like Stephen's paella recipe.
04/27/2009
06:58

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Shout Out - Kids Edition

Stephen promises never to eat Ewok, provides some child-safe Nazi footage and raises the competition on donorschoose.org.
04/27/2009
01:43

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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fir Tree Lung

Christmas trees are supposed to warm the cockles of our hearts, not infest the alveoli of our lungs.
04/27/2009
00:31

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Intro - 4/27/09

Swine flu rages, and The Decemberists stop by and officially sell out.
04/27/2009
02:11

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A Rare Correction - Stephen Eats an Ewok

Stephen wasn't completely honest when he said he'd never eat an Ewok.
04/27/2009
03:36

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The Decemberists

Colin Meloy describes The Decemberists' latest album by listing influences Stephen's never heard of.
04/27/2009
04:15

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Daniel Gross

Daniel Gross urges rich cable TV personalities to buy steaks, cigars and whiskey.
04/28/2009
01:36

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Arlen Specter Contracts Donkey Flu

Republicans tried to fight off donkey flu, but their white cells weren't strong enough.
04/28/2009
00:12

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No Animals Were Harmed

No animals were harmed, but after the credits roll, all bets are off.
04/28/2009
00:33

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Intro - 4/28/09

Stephen learns what it takes to be a foreign correspondent, besides a pad, a pencil and an anti-American bias, and drinks are on Daniel Gross.
04/28/2009
02:30

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Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Correspondents

After taking into consideration his American hero and United Airlines platinum member status, Stephen is going to the Persian Gulf, third and third-most, as a journalist.
04/28/2009
05:10

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Foreign Reporting - Richard Engel

Richard Engel shares with Stephen the customary tip for a soldier who saves your life.
04/28/2009
00:30

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Intro - 4/29/09

The nation may have an education problem, and David Kessler thinks Americans eat too much, which means he must have eyes.
04/29/2009
00:14

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Feet Teeth

Don't forget to brush your teeth, including your feet teeth.
04/29/2009
04:51

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Enemy Swine: A Pigcalypse Now

Stephen calms everyone down with his advice on swine flu.
04/29/2009
05:08

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David Kessler

David Kessler wants to save lives by getting Americans to eat less.
04/29/2009
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