The Colbert Report

Cap'n Crunch Scandal

Season 9 • 06/19/2013

According to his uniform, Cap'n Crunch is actually a commander.

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00:42

Intro - 6/11/13
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The NSA spies on Americans, the TSA cracks down during travel season, and Daniel Bergner claims women's sexual desire matches men's.
06/11/2013
08:08

PRISM Surveillance Program
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Conservatives applaud Obama for imitating George W. Bush, and The Guardian wants a Pulitzer for printing Edward Snowden's NSA revelations.
06/11/2013
06:12

Stephen Colbert's Tribute to Having Paul McCartney on His Show
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The most successful songwriter of all time, Sir Paul McCartney, agrees to do an hour-long show with six performances.
06/12/2013
03:25

NSA Scandal Developments
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Edward Snowden gets fired, the government picks through yottabytes of data, and PRISM officials calculate a target's "foreignness."
06/12/2013
12:03

Paul McCartney
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Paul McCartney discusses the reissue of "Wings Over America," recalls recording "Band on the Run" in Nigeria and debates the pronunciation of "schedule."
06/12/2013
04:11

NYC Bike Share
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The Wall Street Journal's Dorothy Rabinowitz speaks out against Michael Bloomberg's pedal-powered plague.
06/12/2013
03:29

Remembering Lorna Colbert
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Stephen tells the Colbert Nation a little bit about his mother, Lorna Colbert, who died at age 92.
06/19/2013
04:49

The Postal Service
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Jimmy Tamborello, Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis celebrate the 10th anniversary of their album, "Give Up."
06/19/2013
04:24

Tip/Wag - Wall Street & North Carolina
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Wall Street invests in house flipping to create America's second massive housing bubble, and North Carolina goes after public road freeloaders.
06/19/2013
00:10

Sign Off - Stage Fall
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Stephen fake faints like his late mother taught him.
06/19/2013
04:03

Cap'n Crunch Scandal
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If Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch is lying about his U.S. naval rank, what else is he lying about?
06/19/2013
03:56

Iran's Presidential Election
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Iran elects a moderate -- which means, instead of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling for Israelis to be driven into the sea, they'll be nudged into a lake.
06/20/2013
00:09

Sign Off - Paper Towel Tube Cage
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Stephen's caged chicken lays an egg.
06/20/2013
05:11

Steve King on Chicken Cages
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Representative Steve King fights back against a California law that pampers America's poultry with 200-inch Egg McMansions.
06/20/2013
04:23

Nestle's Natural Resource
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Nestle will do anything to keep Americans from drinking the commie water flowing out of their communal taps.
06/20/2013
00:36

Intro - 6/20/13
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A prominent Republican speaks out on animal rights, consumers enjoy a new kind of water, and "Buffy" creator Joss Whedon joins Stephen.
06/20/2013
06:24

Joss Whedon
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"Much Ado About Nothing" director Joss Whedon talks about his name, his modern Shakespeare adaptation and "The Avengers 2."
06/20/2013
03:41

The Word - Truthinews
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Television news channels don't just say what you want to hear, they let you hear you say it.
06/24/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/24/2013
04:55

Andrew Solomon
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In his book "Far from the Tree," Andrew Solomon explores how parents respond to children who are dramatically different from them.
06/24/2013
04:31

Tiny Triumphs - Laser Klan
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The FBI charges two Ku Klux Klan members with building a workable death ray.
06/24/2013
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