The Colbert Report
Cap'n Crunch Scandal
Season 9 • 06/19/2013
According to his uniform, Cap'n Crunch is actually a commander.
Intro - 6/11/13The Colbert ReportS9
The NSA spies on Americans, the TSA cracks down during travel season, and Daniel Bergner claims women's sexual desire matches men's.
PRISM Surveillance ProgramThe Colbert ReportS9
Conservatives applaud Obama for imitating George W. Bush, and The Guardian wants a Pulitzer for printing Edward Snowden's NSA revelations.
Stephen Colbert's Tribute to Having Paul McCartney on His ShowThe Colbert ReportS9
The most successful songwriter of all time, Sir Paul McCartney, agrees to do an hour-long show with six performances.
NSA Scandal DevelopmentsThe Colbert ReportS9
Edward Snowden gets fired, the government picks through yottabytes of data, and PRISM officials calculate a target's "foreignness."
Paul McCartneyThe Colbert ReportS9
Paul McCartney discusses the reissue of "Wings Over America," recalls recording "Band on the Run" in Nigeria and debates the pronunciation of "schedule."
NYC Bike ShareThe Colbert ReportS9
The Wall Street Journal's Dorothy Rabinowitz speaks out against Michael Bloomberg's pedal-powered plague.
Remembering Lorna ColbertThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen tells the Colbert Nation a little bit about his mother, Lorna Colbert, who died at age 92.
The Postal ServiceThe Colbert ReportS9
Jimmy Tamborello, Ben Gibbard and Jenny Lewis celebrate the 10th anniversary of their album, "Give Up."
Tip/Wag - Wall Street & North CarolinaThe Colbert ReportS9
Wall Street invests in house flipping to create America's second massive housing bubble, and North Carolina goes after public road freeloaders.
Sign Off - Stage FallThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen fake faints like his late mother taught him.
Cap'n Crunch ScandalThe Colbert ReportS9
If Cap'n Horatio Magellan Crunch is lying about his U.S. naval rank, what else is he lying about?
Iran's Presidential ElectionThe Colbert ReportS9
Iran elects a moderate -- which means, instead of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad calling for Israelis to be driven into the sea, they'll be nudged into a lake.
Sign Off - Paper Towel Tube CageThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's caged chicken lays an egg.
Steve King on Chicken CagesThe Colbert ReportS9
Representative Steve King fights back against a California law that pampers America's poultry with 200-inch Egg McMansions.
Nestle's Natural ResourceThe Colbert ReportS9
Nestle will do anything to keep Americans from drinking the commie water flowing out of their communal taps.
Intro - 6/20/13The Colbert ReportS9
A prominent Republican speaks out on animal rights, consumers enjoy a new kind of water, and "Buffy" creator Joss Whedon joins Stephen.
Joss WhedonThe Colbert ReportS9
"Much Ado About Nothing" director Joss Whedon talks about his name, his modern Shakespeare adaptation and "The Avengers 2."
The Word - TruthinewsThe Colbert ReportS9
Television news channels don't just say what you want to hear, they let you hear you say it.
Andrew SolomonThe Colbert ReportS9
In his book "Far from the Tree," Andrew Solomon explores how parents respond to children who are dramatically different from them.
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