The Colbert Report
Season 5 • 04/08/2009
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The Colbert ReportS5 Queen Noor's Royal Treatment
To make sure Stephen doesn't violate any royalty protocol, he's going to wear surgical gloves.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Morally Bankrupt
TV has so little societal value that Bill Gates is willing to pay to provide the most cursory positive messages.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a District - New York's 25th - Dan Maffei
Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Queen Noor
Queen Noor will only knight Stephen after he signs the Global Zero declaration.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/7/09
Are TV networks desperate for revenue? Find out more on an all-new episode of "How I Met Your Pepsi."
The Colbert ReportS5 Birkat Hachama - Stephen Frees His Jews
Birkat Hachama marks the time for Stephen to free his Jews.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/8/09
An update on Stephen's trip to the Persian Gulf, and Phil Bronstein discusses the death of newspapers.
The Colbert ReportS5 Phil Bronstein
Stephen asks Phil Bronstein if the death of newspapers and journalistic oversight will begin a golden age of corruption.
The Colbert ReportS5 Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Bahrain
The military asked Stephen to adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy for his trip, which is hard because he's Dubai-curious.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alpha Dog of the Week - Ted Stevens
Ted Stevens seeks justice for others, as long as those others are him.
The Colbert ReportS5 Electronic Edition
Far too many of you still get the show delivered on paper.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs
Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Severed Head
Stephen earns 2,634 weeks of workers' comp for severing his head.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bart Ehrman
Stephen discusses Bart Ehrman's theory that the Bible contradicts itself.
The Colbert ReportS5 Workers' Comp Temptation
The New York Times' worker's compensation chart for severed limbs continues to tempt Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 ThreatDown - Robert Gates, Dog Seders & Obama
Robert Gates chops our defense budget, dogs get their own Seders, and Obama bows before the Saudi king.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/14/09
The government tries to regulate small loans, and Susie Orbach wants us to rethink our body image.
The Colbert ReportS5 Susie Orbach
If Susie Orbach drops five pounds, she could be talking about her book "Bodies" on The Daily Show.
The Colbert ReportS5 Space Module: Colbert - Sunita Williams
However far the space station goes, Stephen's treadmill will always have gone a few miles more.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Have Your Cake And Eat It, Too
The Payday Loan Reform Act drags the payday loan industry out of the darkness and into the anemic firefly flicker of nominal oversight.
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