The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Bail to the Chief
Season 11 • 03/28/2006
President George W. Bush gives a promotion to the guy who was in charge of our $9 trillion debt.
Martsy-FartsyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
While maintaining discount prices, Wal-Mart has decided to class things up a bit. Sushi bars, espresso bars and bathrooms that don't totally stink are among the upgrades.
Peaceful ProtestThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Ed Helms discusses illegal immigrants protesting in America. Many native Americans are missing out on protesting opportunities, and it's just not fair.
Snow White StoryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert, who uses a number of different classic fairy tales to illustrate the magic of college basketball.
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An anti-immigration bill instigates a protest. Orderly lines, non-burnt flags and sleeping babies dominate the streets of Los Angeles.
Moment of Zen - Sphere of DeathThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
A Fox News reporter goes inside the "Sphere of Death," a cage where motorcyclists drive around on the walls just barely avoiding the person standing in the middle.
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Fareed Zakaria reports that the good news in Iraq is that the U.S. has stopped screwing up but the bad news is that now the Iraqis are screwing up.
Daily/Colbert - Cesspool of ScandinaviaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
Moment of Zen - Group PhotoThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
President George W. Bush's Cabinet poses for a picture at the White House.
What's the Matter With Denmark? Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
The offensive Muhammad cartoons revealed the depth of anger that the world has towards Denmark, the Danish people, their butter cookies and their monopoly on bottled herring.
Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Fareed Zakaria doesn't know why America is copying France's immigration policies.
Headlines - Bail to the ChiefThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
If the Bush administration were a boy band, former Chief of Staff Andrew Card would be the vaguely likable one.
What Are We Doing to Pigs? - Fatty AcidsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jon takes a look at what the scientific community is doing to pigs, ranging from making them as healthy as salmon to making them green.
Nail BiterThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Lester Kinsolving of WCBM Radio bites his nails to get noticed at the White House press conference.
Queen LatifahThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Queen Latifah talks about being a mammoth with booty and the promise and perils of turkey bacon.
Moment of Zen - Studio FireThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
CNN's Headline News anchor must evacuate due to a fire in the studio.
Indecision 5766 - Prelude to KnessetThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Israel records its lowest turnout ever at a paltry 63.2%, which has the acting prime minister thanking Jesus Christ.
Indecision 5766 - Sharon ComaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Samantha Bee reports live from Jerusalem, where the Kadima party has taken control, and Ariel Sharon has partied himself into a coma.
Indecision 5766 - Hamas ResponseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jason Jones goes to Hamas Headquarters to get their response to Israel's Knesset elections, even though it doesn't exist.
Daily/Colbert - Queen LatifahThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Stephen Colbert is sick and tired of liberals like Queen Latifah and Sade hypocritically taking the names of monarchs.
What's the Matter with Denmark? - Military ArroganceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11
Jason Jones travels to Denmark where he discovers a country drunk on its own military hubris.
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