The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/24/12
Season 8 • 01/24/2012
Stephen rants against children's literature, and Andrew Sullivan makes his seventh appearance.
Newt Gingrich's South Carolina KillThe Colbert ReportS8
Newt Gingrich seals his victory in the South Carolina primary debates by going after America's most dangerous enemy: debate moderators.
Sign Off - Sniffing a MarkerThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen sniffs a marker and says goodnight.
Rock Me Like a Herman Cain South Cain-olina Primary Rally - Cain-elot RevisitedThe Colbert ReportS8
The establishment may have thwarted Stephen's campaign for President of the United States of South Carolina, but there is one moment it can never take away from him.
Herman Cain's Bittersweet South Carolina VictoryThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain beat every candidate in the South Carolina primary who was no longer trying to win, leading Stephen to officially end his presidential exploratory committee.
18th GOP DebateThe Colbert ReportS8
The Florida GOP debate leaves one question lingering in everyone's mind: who cares?
Colbert Super PAC - Hostage Crisis - Day 2The Colbert ReportS8
Jon Stewart continues to hold the Colbert Super PAC hostage, so Stephen urges Colbert Nation to comfort his frightened money by sending it more of itself.
Rick Santorum's Senior PanderingThe Colbert ReportS8
During a Florida town hall meeting, Rick Santorum fails to correct an elderly woman claiming that Barack Obama is an avowed Muslim and a noncitizen.
Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS8
Author and illustrator Maurice Sendak contemplates the complexity of children and the simplicity of Newt Gingrich.
Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS8
The Daily Beast's Andrew Sullivan analyzes the picture that GOP candidates have painted of Barack Obama and extolls the president's numerous achievements.
Sign Off - Reading "Bumble-Ardy"The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight from behind Maurice Sendak's "Bumble-Ardy."
Intro - 1/24/12The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen enters the world of children's literature, Rick Santorum takes fire from the Left, and Andrew Sullivan makes his seventh appearance on The Colbert Report.
Sign Off - Colonel Tuxedo's Cat FoodThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen cracks open a can of the premium cat-meat stew that he endorses in China.
Terry GrossThe Colbert ReportS8
NPR host Terry Gross talks about her 25-year career in public radio and offers the inside scoop on her interviews with Grover Norquist and Bill O'Reilly.
2012 State of the Union Address & GOP RebuttalsThe Colbert ReportS8
Once again, President Barack Obama ruins another perfectly good night of TV by addressing yet another joint session of Congress, and the GOP offers its rebuttals.
Un-American News - China EditionThe Colbert ReportS8
Chinese tycoon and friend of the show Long Liyuan dies after indulging in a poisoned meal of slow-boiled cat-meat stew.
Grim Colberty Tales with Maurice Sendak Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS8
Maurice Sendak considers the state of children's literature and gets high on markers.
The Great Available PanelThe Colbert ReportS8
John Harwood, Katrina vanden Heuvel and David Cassidy share their thoughts on Newt Gingrich's sex appeal, Mitt Romney's wealth and Connecticut's tacos.
Drew BarrymoreThe Colbert ReportS8
Drew Barrymore recalls working with Steven Spielberg as a little girl and thinks about recording a whale CD to promote her movie "Big Miracle."
Sean Hannity's "The Great American Panel"The Colbert ReportS8
Sean Hannity, inexplicable football in hand, dissects the news with political luminaries during his "Great American Panel" segment.
Sign Off - Football ThrowingThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen says goodnight and tosses a football into the audience.
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