The Colbert Report
Intro - 7/6/10
Season 6 • 07/06/2010
Jobless Americans are desperate -- "will work for food" is now "will work as food."
Electronic Frontier Foundation - Cindy CohnThe Colbert ReportS6
Cindy Cohn doubts that President Obama is coming for our guns online and doesn't find Stephen's Hitler joke funny.
Michio KakuThe Colbert ReportS6
Michio Kaku believes we will have something resembling a Harry Potter invisibility cloak within the coming decades.
Stephen Is SickThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is all set to do the show with his Colbert Report robe, little bunny slippers and nana's blanket.
Sign Off - The Hot ZoneThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen hopes nobody got sick from watching the show and advises against licking the screen tonight.
Unemployment Benefits - Paul KrugmanThe Colbert ReportS6
Paul Krugman says giving money to the unemployed is a very fast, effective way of creating jobs.
Latest Soap Opera NewsThe Colbert ReportS6
After spending yesterday couch-bound in the fetal position, Stephen caught up on the news he usually misses.
The Word - The White StuffThe Colbert ReportS6
For the last two years, Stephen has been hosting a Chinese show called "The Best Lucky Number Joy Time Fun Colbert Hour and Friends."
I's on Edjukashun - Loyola, Texas Textbooks & Wal-MartThe Colbert ReportS6
Loyola Law School inflates grades, Texas can't afford new science textbooks, and Wal-Mart helps its workers get college degrees.
Garret KeizerThe Colbert ReportS6
Garret Keizer says noise and silence get distributed like other forms of wealth and disadvantage.
Intro - 7/6/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen looks at America's troubled educational system and hopes Garret Keizer enjoys the vuvuzela in his gift bag.
The Carell CorralThe Colbert ReportS6
Happy Meals now come with Zoloft, and Stephen Colbert is definitely not a 40-year-old virgin.
Sign Off - 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa CalendarThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen flips through his 2010 Sexy Spermatozoa Calendar.
The Economist Photoshops Obama's PictureThe Colbert ReportS6
The Economist could have gone further to really drive home the point that President Obama is a coast-destroying failure.
Steve CarellThe Colbert ReportS6
Steve Carell feels like he's in the witness relocation program, and Jon Stewart wants to escape The Daily Show.
Formula 401: Beauty From My BeastThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen guarantees that every single sperm is beautiful with Formula 401: Beauty From My Beast.
Thought for Food - Kentucky Tuna & Grilled Cheese Burger MeltThe Colbert ReportS6
Researchers rename carp as Kentucky tuna to increase acceptance, and Friendly's unveils the Grilled Cheese Burger Melt.
Automatics for the People - Ilya Shapiro & Jackie HillyThe Colbert ReportS6
Ilya Shapiro and Jackie Hilly disagree on the Supreme Court decision to strike down Chicago's 30-year-old ban on handguns.
Modest-Con 2010The Colbert ReportS6
Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
Sign Off - Go Get a TanThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
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