The Colbert Report
Harmful Cell Phones
Season 7 • 06/01/2011
Stephen avoids harmful cell phone radiation with an Amy's frozen burrito and Jay the Intern.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 5/31/11
Stephen questions whether the world actually ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sarah Palin's Bus Tour
Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation.
The Colbert ReportS7 FEC Questions - Trevor Potter
The number one objective of the Colbert Super PAC is to get raises for every member of the FEC.
The Colbert ReportS7 Invisible Judgment
Harold Camping's failed doomsday forecast doesn't prevent him from revising his rapture date.
The Colbert ReportS7 Meat Tweet
A swelling controversy casts a lengthy shadow over Anthony Weiner, stretching the fabric of America's national discourse.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/1/11
Stephen hopes a monkey is riding his coattails, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee's
Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's.
The Colbert ReportS7 Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy Fallon
Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Harmful Cell Phones
Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays.
The Colbert ReportS7 Dancing on the Ceiling
Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Osama bin Laden & Hugh Hefner
Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS7 Salman Khan
Salman Khan hopes that anyone with an Internet connection will use his YouTube lessons to learn.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/2/11
Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anthony Weiner Addresses Twitter Scandal
Stephen admires the fiscal discipline it takes to resist launching a federal investigation of Anthony Weiner's groin.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen's Twitter Scandal
In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
The Colbert ReportS7 Paul Revere's Famous Ride
Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
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