The Colbert Report
Harmful Cell Phones
Season 7 • 06/01/2011
Stephen avoids harmful cell phone radiation with an Amy's frozen burrito and Jay the Intern.
Intro - 5/31/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen questions whether the world actually ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.
Sarah Palin's Bus TourThe Colbert ReportS7
Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation.
FEC Questions - Trevor PotterThe Colbert ReportS7
The number one objective of the Colbert Super PAC is to get raises for every member of the FEC.
Invisible JudgmentThe Colbert ReportS7
Harold Camping's failed doomsday forecast doesn't prevent him from revising his rapture date.
Meat TweetThe Colbert ReportS7
A swelling controversy casts a lengthy shadow over Anthony Weiner, stretching the fabric of America's national discourse.
Intro - 6/1/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen hopes a monkey is riding his coattails, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain.
Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee'sThe Colbert ReportS7
Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's.
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy FallonThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.The Colbert ReportS7
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
Harmful Cell PhonesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays.
Dancing on the CeilingThe Colbert ReportS7
Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater.
Tip/Wag - Osama bin Laden & Hugh HefnerThe Colbert ReportS7
Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen.
Salman KhanThe Colbert ReportS7
Salman Khan hopes that anyone with an Internet connection will use his YouTube lessons to learn.
Intro - 6/2/11The Colbert ReportS7
Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.
Anthony Weiner Addresses Twitter ScandalThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen admires the fiscal discipline it takes to resist launching a federal investigation of Anthony Weiner's groin.
Stephen's Twitter ScandalThe Colbert ReportS7
In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
Paul Revere's Famous RideThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
Obama Administration Replaces Food PyramidThe Colbert ReportS7
The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
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