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Harmful Cell Phones
Season 7 • 06/01/2011
Stephen avoids harmful cell phone radiation with an Amy's frozen burrito and Jay the Intern.
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00:23
Intro - 5/31/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen questions whether the world actually ended and lies about reading James Stewart's book.
05/31/2011
02:59
Sarah Palin's Bus Tour
The Colbert Report
S7
Like Sarah Palin, Stephen wants to use his super PAC to take his kids on a for-profit vacation.
05/31/2011
03:47
FEC Questions - Trevor Potter
The Colbert Report
S7
The number one objective of the Colbert Super PAC is to get raises for every member of the FEC.
05/31/2011
04:22
Invisible Judgment
The Colbert Report
S7
Harold Camping's failed doomsday forecast doesn't prevent him from revising his rapture date.
05/31/2011
02:29
Meat Tweet
The Colbert Report
S7
A swelling controversy casts a lengthy shadow over Anthony Weiner, stretching the fabric of America's national discourse.
06/01/2011
00:31
Intro - 6/1/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen hopes a monkey is riding his coattails, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. makes a mountain out of a molehill that used to be a mountain.
06/01/2011
01:55
Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee's
The Colbert Report
S7
Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's.
06/01/2011
05:54
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy Fallon
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy.
06/01/2011
06:25
Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
The Colbert Report
S7
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
06/01/2011
00:08
Sign Off - iPhone
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen signs off with his iPhone.
06/01/2011
03:33
Harmful Cell Phones
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays.
06/01/2011
03:45
Dancing on the Ceiling
The Colbert Report
S7
Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater.
06/02/2011
00:07
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen says goodnight.
06/02/2011
04:53
Tip/Wag - Osama bin Laden & Hugh Hefner
The Colbert Report
S7
Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen.
06/02/2011
06:58
Salman Khan
The Colbert Report
S7
Salman Khan hopes that anyone with an Internet connection will use his YouTube lessons to learn.
06/02/2011
00:27
Intro - 6/2/11
The Colbert Report
S7
Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.
06/02/2011
04:48
Anthony Weiner Addresses Twitter Scandal
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen admires the fiscal discipline it takes to resist launching a federal investigation of Anthony Weiner's groin.
06/02/2011
01:01
Stephen's Twitter Scandal
The Colbert Report
S7
In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
06/06/2011
06:17
Paul Revere's Famous Ride
The Colbert Report
S7
Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
06/06/2011
02:02
Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
The Colbert Report
S7
The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
06/06/2011
05:24
Werner Herzog
The Colbert Report
S7
Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
06/06/2011
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