The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Lies of the Machines
Season 8 • 07/14/2003
Rob Corddry wonders if machines are really about to take over the world.
Mark Your Calendar - JulyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
Moment of Zen - Revisionist HistoriansThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
Fool BritanniaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
Working BlueThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
Atomic CrockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
Notoriously B.I.G.The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - WatercressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
Angelina JolieThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
Headlines - Meet the PressThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
Moment of Zen - U.N. ResolutionsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
Lies of the MachinesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
Moment of Zen - Hurricane ClaudetteThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
Intro - Barbara WaltersThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
Mess O'Potamia - Darn IntelligenceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
Gary Hart Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
Nnnggehhh... - Director of Homeland SecurityThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
The figurehead Department of Homeland Security unveils a urine-free new logo and tries to get bumped closer to the presidency.
Homeland BureaucracyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rob Corddry is excited about the symbolic, non-bureaucratic changes afoot in the Department for Homeland Security.
Gary Hart Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
After calling for a Department for Homeland Security and warning of a terrorist attack in 1999, Gary Hart says America still has a long way to go.
Hurricane CoverageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Hurricanes are very serious, but news teams have fancy equipment and lots of people to track their every move.
Rowan AtkinsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS8
Rowan Atkinson has come to conquer America with his maxi-movie.
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