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Lies of the Machines
Season 8 • 07/14/2003
Rob Corddry wonders if machines are really about to take over the world.
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02:52
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mark Your Calendar - July
Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
07/10/2003
00:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Revisionist Historians
George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
07/10/2003
02:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Fool Britannia
Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
07/10/2003
01:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Working Blue
It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
07/10/2003
03:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Atomic Crock
President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
07/10/2003
02:45
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Notoriously B.I.G.
Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
07/14/2003
02:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watercress
Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
07/14/2003
05:26
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Angelina Jolie
Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
07/14/2003
03:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Headlines - Meet the Press
Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
07/14/2003
00:31
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - U.N. Resolutions
Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
07/14/2003
05:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Lies of the Machines
Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
07/14/2003
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Moment of Zen - Hurricane Claudette
A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
07/15/2003
01:37
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Intro - Barbara Walters
Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
07/15/2003
03:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Mess O'Potamia - Darn Intelligence
George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
07/15/2003
02:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Gary Hart Pt. 2
Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
07/15/2003
02:57
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Nnnggehhh... - Director of Homeland Security
The figurehead Department of Homeland Security unveils a urine-free new logo and tries to get bumped closer to the presidency.
07/15/2003
03:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Homeland Bureaucracy
Rob Corddry is excited about the symbolic, non-bureaucratic changes afoot in the Department for Homeland Security.
07/15/2003
06:15
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Gary Hart Pt. 1
After calling for a Department for Homeland Security and warning of a terrorist attack in 1999, Gary Hart says America still has a long way to go.
07/15/2003
01:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Hurricane Coverage
Hurricanes are very serious, but news teams have fancy equipment and lots of people to track their every move.
07/16/2003
05:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Atkinson has come to conquer America with his maxi-movie.
07/16/2003
02:58
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S8
Ad Nauseam - Hygiene Products
Advertisers try to sell you products for your disgusting body without making you sick.
07/16/2003
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