The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Lies of the Machines
Season 8 • 07/14/2003
Rob Corddry wonders if machines are really about to take over the world.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mark Your Calendar - July
Bastille- it's French for "Why are you stabbing me? I just freed you."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Revisionist Historians
George W. Bush talks about "Revisionist Historians."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Fool Britannia
Tony Blair takes heat for his pre-war statements about Iraqi weapons in a no holds barred bitch-fest known as the British Parliament.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Working Blue
It's called "working blue". It's being dirty.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Atomic Crock
President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Notoriously B.I.G.
Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watercress
Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Angelina Jolie
Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Headlines - Meet the Press
Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - U.N. Resolutions
Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Lies of the Machines
Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Moment of Zen - Hurricane Claudette
A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Intro - Barbara Walters
Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Mess O'Potamia - Darn Intelligence
George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Gary Hart Pt. 2
Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Nnnggehhh... - Director of Homeland Security
The figurehead Department of Homeland Security unveils a urine-free new logo and tries to get bumped closer to the presidency.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Homeland Bureaucracy
Rob Corddry is excited about the symbolic, non-bureaucratic changes afoot in the Department for Homeland Security.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Gary Hart Pt. 1
After calling for a Department for Homeland Security and warning of a terrorist attack in 1999, Gary Hart says America still has a long way to go.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Hurricane Coverage
Hurricanes are very serious, but news teams have fancy equipment and lots of people to track their every move.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Atkinson has come to conquer America with his maxi-movie.
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