The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Dennis Miller

Season 11 E 124 • 10/03/2006

Dennis Miller chooses which of Hannity or Colmes he'd sleep with if he had to.

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Blame the Democrats

John Oliver explains that the Democrats are to blame for the Mark Foley sex scandal since they only just heard about it.
10/02/2006
01:47

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Headlines - Foley Erect

Mark Foley reacts to his sick actions three years later and speaks out against pedophiles.
10/02/2006
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Congressional Page

Samantha Bee explains that pages act as aphrodisiacs and interns perform the sexual exploits on Congressmen.
10/02/2006
00:13

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Moment of Zen - "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"

A small boy mentions to James Stewart how easy it is to get something from a page in a scene from "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."
10/02/2006
00:59

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Daily/Colbert - Teleprompter Mess-up

The teleprompter guy messes up and accidentally gives Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart's overly complimentary line.
10/02/2006
03:19

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Headlines - Tolerable Cruelty

Although the President wasn't strapped to some sort of board and made to feel that he was about to drown, he and Congress still reached a compromise on torture legislation.
10/03/2006
04:29

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10 F#@king Years - Animals

The Daily Show looks back on 10 F#@king Years of close encounters with animals and the people who love, dance with, and sexually stimulate them.
10/03/2006
02:38

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Headlines - Congressman Mark Foley Checks into Rehab

What drove Congressman Mark Foley to engage in inappropriate online chatting with a sixteen-year-old? Alcohol.
10/03/2006
00:19

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Daily/Colbert - Moment of Zen - Medieval Times

Stephen Colbert introduces the Moment of Zen, a throwback to pre-habeas corpus days.
10/03/2006
02:43

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Oliver - Life Before Habeas Corpus

Arlen Spector commented that suspending Habeas Corpus would set civilization back to pre-Magna Carta days; John Oliver paints a picture of that world.
10/03/2006
07:25

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Dennis Miller

Dennis Miller takes shots at fat people, Hugo Chavez, and the cast of "Lethal Weapon," explains Dick Cheney's strategy, and chooses which of Hannity or Colmes he'd sleep with.
10/03/2006
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Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 3

The Republicans are blaming each other. If only they could find a way to blame who is really at fault: The Democrats.
10/04/2006
00:42

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Daily/Colbert - J.D. Salinger

Stephen Colbert will have J.D. Salinger on his show tonight.
10/04/2006
02:10

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Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 1

Mark Foley is in trouble again, this time for masturbating to an online chat with a high school student.
10/04/2006
05:42

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Ian Bremmer

Ian Bremmer says the state of the union is stable, even if his hand gesture says we're f**ked.
10/04/2006
04:20

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Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 2

The Mark Foley scandal leaves the Republican house flooded, apparently with jizzum.
10/04/2006
04:26

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America: America's Fastest Growing Nation

Soon America's population will hit the 300 million mark; our demographics are changing because of immigration.
10/04/2006
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Moment of Zen - Thomas R. Marshall with Pages

Thomas R. Marshall stands with a crowd of cheering senate pages.
10/04/2006
05:51

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David Rakoff

David Rakoff discusses his new book, "Don't Get Too Comfortable," and the grim lot of the Log Cabin Republicans.
10/05/2006
02:19

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Headlines - Operation: Just Clause

President Bush argues that the Iraq War will merely be a comma in the history books.
10/05/2006
05:24

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Headlines - My Job

President Bush's job must make him so mad, because we're all so stupid.
10/05/2006
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