The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 11 E 124 • 10/03/2006
Dennis Miller chooses which of Hannity or Colmes he'd sleep with if he had to.
Blame the DemocratsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123
John Oliver explains that the Democrats are to blame for the Mark Foley sex scandal since they only just heard about it.
Headlines - Foley ErectThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123
Mark Foley reacts to his sick actions three years later and speaks out against pedophiles.
Congressional PageThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123
Samantha Bee explains that pages act as aphrodisiacs and interns perform the sexual exploits on Congressmen.
Moment of Zen - "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington"The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123
A small boy mentions to James Stewart how easy it is to get something from a page in a scene from "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington."
Daily/Colbert - Teleprompter Mess-upThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E123
The teleprompter guy messes up and accidentally gives Stephen Colbert Jon Stewart's overly complimentary line.
Headlines - Tolerable CrueltyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124
Although the President wasn't strapped to some sort of board and made to feel that he was about to drown, he and Congress still reached a compromise on torture legislation.
10 F#@king Years - AnimalsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124
The Daily Show looks back on 10 F#@king Years of close encounters with animals and the people who love, dance with, and sexually stimulate them.
Headlines - Congressman Mark Foley Checks into RehabThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124
What drove Congressman Mark Foley to engage in inappropriate online chatting with a sixteen-year-old? Alcohol.
Daily/Colbert - Moment of Zen - Medieval TimesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124
Stephen Colbert introduces the Moment of Zen, a throwback to pre-habeas corpus days.
Oliver - Life Before Habeas CorpusThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124
Arlen Spector commented that suspending Habeas Corpus would set civilization back to pre-Magna Carta days; John Oliver paints a picture of that world.
Dennis MillerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E124
Dennis Miller takes shots at fat people, Hugo Chavez, and the cast of "Lethal Weapon," explains Dick Cheney's strategy, and chooses which of Hannity or Colmes he'd sleep with.
Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 3The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125
The Republicans are blaming each other. If only they could find a way to blame who is really at fault: The Democrats.
Daily/Colbert - J.D. SalingerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125
Stephen Colbert will have J.D. Salinger on his show tonight.
Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125
Mark Foley is in trouble again, this time for masturbating to an online chat with a high school student.
Ian BremmerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125
Ian Bremmer says the state of the union is stable, even if his hand gesture says we're f**ked.
Headlines - Paged Heat Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125
The Mark Foley scandal leaves the Republican house flooded, apparently with jizzum.
America: America's Fastest Growing NationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125
Soon America's population will hit the 300 million mark; our demographics are changing because of immigration.
Moment of Zen - Thomas R. Marshall with PagesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E125
Thomas R. Marshall stands with a crowd of cheering senate pages.
David RakoffThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E126
David Rakoff discusses his new book, "Don't Get Too Comfortable," and the grim lot of the Log Cabin Republicans.
Headlines - Operation: Just ClauseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS11 E126
President Bush argues that the Iraq War will merely be a comma in the history books.
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