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Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph

Season 9 • 10/17/2012

Mitt Romney wins three out of four pre-debate coin tosses against Barack Obama.

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Sign Off - iPhone
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Stephen captures the moment.
10/16/2012
04:06

Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign Photo
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Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
10/16/2012
05:47

Cory Booker
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Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
10/16/2012
02:49

Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case
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Abigail Fisher sues the University of Texas for its affirmative action admission policies, and Chief Justice John Roberts wants America to quit discriminating on its own.
10/16/2012
03:38

Second Presidential Debate Showdown
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President Obama's first debate debacle wins him low expectations, and the second debate turns into a blood sport.
10/17/2012
03:55

Libya-Gate Scandal
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America can't be sure President Obama was talking about Benghazi in that Benghazi speech the day after the Benghazi attacks.
10/17/2012
00:09

Sign Off - Loose Teeth
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Stephen spits out his teeth.
10/17/2012
02:30

Stupid Town Hall Topics
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Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
10/17/2012
02:58

Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais
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Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
10/17/2012
06:00

Tyler Perry
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Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
10/17/2012
01:33

Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph
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Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
10/17/2012
06:37

Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace
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People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
10/18/2012
03:05

The Killers
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The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
10/18/2012
02:06

Mitt's First Day
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Mitt Romney's inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader -- or a serious tweaker.
10/18/2012
00:06

Sign Off - "Battle Born"
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Stephen looks inside The Killers' latest record jacket, "Battle Born."
10/18/2012
02:15

Junk Food Feed
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The crippling drought forces American cattle farmers to think outside the box they pack their cows in.
10/18/2012
02:07

Celebrity Campaign Endorsements
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America should get used to the term "President Romney" because Mitt has picked up the biggest endorsement of all.
10/18/2012
03:39

Governor Magorium's Ganja Emporium
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Puff the Magic Governor Andrew Cuomo wants to avoid drug charges against thousands of New Yorkers who are disproportionately black and Hispanic youth.
10/22/2012
06:31

CEO Blackmail & FEC Consent
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Thanks to the Federal Election Commission, a CEO can require his employees to campaign for the candidate of his choice while the employee has no choice.
10/22/2012
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen flings a WristStrong bracelet.
10/22/2012
06:18

Donald Sadoway
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MIT Professor Donald Sadoway plans to minimize the world's oil dependence with the first liquid metal battery.
10/22/2012
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