The Colbert Report

Spider-Man Is Alaska's Write-In Candidate

Season 6 • 11/04/2010

Just like Lisa Murkowski, people spell Spider-Man's name a ton of different ways.

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The Colbert ReportS6
Indecision 2010 - Sign Off - Election to End All Elections

The important thing for every American to remember about the midterm elections is that this is how it will be forever.
11/02/2010
06:02

The Colbert ReportS6
Indecision 2010 - GOP Takes House

Stephen proves that his midterm election coverage is a live broadcast and reports on voting machine irregularities.
11/02/2010
03:57

The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen Colbert Gives You Props

California votes down Prop 19, Rhode Island rejects an initiative to shorten its name, and Oklahoma bans Sharia law.
11/03/2010
00:40

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 11/3/10

California voters decide whether to legalize marijuana, and Doris Kearns Goodwin puts the midterm election into historical perspective.
11/03/2010
06:57

The Colbert ReportS6
Doris Kearns Goodwin

After the Republican victories in the midterm election, Doris Kearns Goodwin thinks Barack Obama has to figure out how to laugh at himself.
11/03/2010
08:07

The Colbert ReportS6
We Hardly Better Knew Ye

CNN picks up an unprecedented amount of opinions, the Sharron Angle Mystery Policy Box remains a secret, and Stephen says goodbye to some fallen friends.
11/03/2010
00:04

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Smiley Face Balloon

Stephen draws a smiley face on a balloon.
11/03/2010
00:33

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 11/4/10

Alaska still doesn't know which Republican will win, a children's TV character is outed, and Elvis Costello threatens to cut off Stephen's thumbs.
11/04/2010
04:17

The Colbert ReportS6
Elvis Costello

Elvis Costello is ready for the Colbert Bump because his albums don't sell like hotcakes.
11/04/2010
06:47

The Colbert ReportS6
Tip/Wag - TSA, Bert & Dogs

The TSA offers friendly skies with benefits, Bert moves from PBS to LGBT, and Stephen appeals to an unexpected demographic.
11/04/2010
03:07

The Colbert ReportS6
Spider-Man Is Alaska's Write-In Candidate

Since no one knows Spider-Man's identity, Alaska's write-in votes could actually be for Joe Miller.
11/04/2010
05:16

The Colbert ReportS6
The Word - Nothingness

In the unity of the free market, we are all just different parts of the same billionaire.
11/08/2010
05:21

The Colbert ReportS6
Reza Aslan

According to Reza Aslan, Muslims have decided, in their secret gatherings, to bring down democracy through art.
11/08/2010
00:05

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - Battleship

Stephen plays a game of Battleship.
11/08/2010
03:13

The Colbert ReportS6
One Hour in the Future

Jay the Intern will earn a college credit by shooting Past Stephen when he shows up one hour from now.
11/08/2010
05:43

The Colbert ReportS6
President Obama's Expensive Trip to India

Barack Obama doesn't have to spend $200 million a day on a trip to India when he can use Cisco's new TelePresence system.
11/08/2010
03:54

The Colbert ReportS6
Cee Lo Green

Cee Lo Green's "F**k You" is so infectious that Stephen feels like he needs to go on a course of Zithromax after he listens to it.
11/09/2010
06:00

The Colbert ReportS6
House Oversight Committee Hearings - Abbe Lowell

Abbe Lowell prints more business cards as the Republican leadership prepares to move America forward to the 90s.
11/09/2010
04:05

The Colbert ReportS6
Decision Points

George W. Bush's writing is so evocative, Stephen feels like he's right there holding that steaming pile of dog crap in his hand.
11/09/2010
02:49

The Colbert ReportS6
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Crab Vending Machines

A businessman in China comes up with the crustacean innovation to soft sell his soft shells nowhere near the seashore.
11/09/2010
03:28

The Colbert ReportS6
Michelle Obama's Embarrassing Handshake

Michelle Obama forces her arm between an Indonesian minister's reluctantly outstretched hands, as the corners of his mouth turn upward in the traditional sign of revulsion.
11/10/2010
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