The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Mark Your Calendar - April
Season 7 • 04/01/2003
April Fool's Day is a day for disc jockeys to announce the death of someone who is really alive.
Chris Rock Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Chris Rock doesn't want his daughter to become a stripper, but her name's not helping.
Networks of the Battle StarsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Veteran war correspondent Peter Arnett is fired because of comments he made during an interview on Iraqi State Television.
Give War a ChanceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms wants to find a way to combat the celebrity menace on the war in Iraq.
Moment of Zen - Operation Iraqi FreedomThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Fox News broadcasts footage of U.S. missiles attacking Iraq backed with classical music.
Rumsfeld's ThreatThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The war in Iraq isn't going well, so Donald Rumsfeld holds a press conference to take on Iran and Syria.
Moment of Zen - Happy To See MeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
On Fox News, Geraldo Rivera asks troops in Iraq if they're happy to see him.
Networks of the Battle Stars - Quality Journalism Wins OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The entire Iraqi army is glued to Fox News and Geraldo Rivera's reports of his unit's locations and movements.
Anthony SwoffordThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Anthony Swofford feels that the difference between the current Iraq conflict and the Persian Gulf War is the civilian factor.
Cry Me a RiveraThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Correspondent Stephen Colbert was both shocked and awed when Geraldo Rivera stuck his head up his own ass.
Intro - What a War WantsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A movie production company removed Amanda Bynes giving the peace sign on a movie poster, so now she can go back to being just an overly sexualized 14-year-old.
Mark Your Calendar - AprilThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Celebrate Feng Shui Awareness Day by improving your chi and make peace with your father by moving your couch.
Corddry - Hard CoreThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
After watching "The Core," Rob Corddry tries to find out if the Earth's core could really stop spinning.
Kelly PrestonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Kelly Preston talks about her new film, "What a Girl Wants," and flying around the world with John Travolta.
Headlines - Feelin' on Yo DutyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
R. Kelly wants to support the troops in their cheek-spanking and meat-pounding.
Intro - Jessica LynchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon wonders if it was necessary to interview Jessica Lynch's kindergarten teacher on "Good Morning America."
Black - Back in Black - Support Our TroopsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Lewis Black profiles the American companies cashing in on supporting our troops.
Headlines - Like AversionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Madonna pulls a controversial music video, "American Life," from her website for fear of offending the troops.
Preview - 4/3/03The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Jon previews tomorrow night's show and plugs "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn."
Moment of Zen - Rock ItThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
A military rock band plays and a soldier dances.
Digital Watch - Text MessagingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Ed Helms investigates the convenience of the newest handmaiden of progress.
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