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Season 9 • 10/16/2012

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00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
10/15/2012
06:00

Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family Association
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Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
10/15/2012
00:38

Intro - 10/15/12
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The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
10/15/2012
03:55

Monkey on the Lam - Florida - Monkey on the Gram
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The people of St. Petersburg have ignored Stephen's selfless attempts to macaque-block them, and now the plundering monkey has come back to bite them.
10/15/2012
02:41

Supersonic Space Jump
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Millions watch daredevil Felix Baumgartner parachute from the mesosphere without turning into a spacesuit full of wet dog food.
10/15/2012
04:51

Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case - Emily Bazelon
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Yale research fellow Emily Bazelon discusses Justice Kennedy's affirmative action views and the role of socioeconomics in college admissions.
10/16/2012
03:10

The Wealth Edge & "Cool" Debate Technology
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Mitt Romney identifies with audience members who earn $91,000 a year, and CNN allows Web users to share their favorite debate moments.
10/16/2012
04:06

Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign Photo
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Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
10/16/2012
05:47

Cory Booker
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Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
10/16/2012
02:49

Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case
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Abigail Fisher sues the University of Texas for its affirmative action admission policies, and Chief Justice John Roberts wants America to quit discriminating on its own.
10/16/2012
00:08

Sign Off - iPhone
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Stephen captures the moment.
10/16/2012
03:38

Second Presidential Debate Showdown
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President Obama's first debate debacle wins him low expectations, and the second debate turns into a blood sport.
10/17/2012
03:55

Libya-Gate Scandal
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America can't be sure President Obama was talking about Benghazi in that Benghazi speech the day after the Benghazi attacks.
10/17/2012
00:09

Sign Off - Loose Teeth
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Stephen spits out his teeth.
10/17/2012
01:33

Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph
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Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
10/17/2012
02:30

Stupid Town Hall Topics
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Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
10/17/2012
02:58

Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais
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Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
10/17/2012
06:00

Tyler Perry
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Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
10/17/2012
06:37

Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace
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People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
10/18/2012
03:05

The Killers
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The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
10/18/2012
02:06

Mitt's First Day
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Mitt Romney's inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader -- or a serious tweaker.
10/18/2012
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