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Season 9 • 10/16/2012
Stephen signs off.
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00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
10/15/2012
06:00
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - Norway & American Family Association
Europe grants itself the Nobel Peace Prize, and liberal social engineering erases heterosexual boundaries at the lunch table.
10/15/2012
00:38
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 10/15/12
The Nobel Committees name the Nobel Prize winners, a criminal runs loose in Florida, and Evan Thomas explores Dwight D. Eisenhower's influence on modern nuclear policy.
10/15/2012
03:55
The Colbert Report
S9
Monkey on the Lam - Florida - Monkey on the Gram
The people of St. Petersburg have ignored Stephen's selfless attempts to macaque-block them, and now the plundering monkey has come back to bite them.
10/15/2012
02:41
The Colbert Report
S9
Supersonic Space Jump
Millions watch daredevil Felix Baumgartner parachute from the mesosphere without turning into a spacesuit full of wet dog food.
10/15/2012
04:51
The Colbert Report
S9
Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case - Emily Bazelon
Yale research fellow Emily Bazelon discusses Justice Kennedy's affirmative action views and the role of socioeconomics in college admissions.
10/16/2012
03:10
The Colbert Report
S9
The Wealth Edge & "Cool" Debate Technology
Mitt Romney identifies with audience members who earn $91,000 a year, and CNN allows Web users to share their favorite debate moments.
10/16/2012
04:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Paul Ryan's Phony Campaign Photo
Paul Ryan ambushes a soup kitchen while Mitt Romney visits the special kitchen in his house that only makes soup.
10/16/2012
05:47
The Colbert Report
S9
Cory Booker
Newark Mayor Cory Booker reviews Barack Obama's debate performance, Democratic support for faith-based programs and his online activism project, #waywire.
10/16/2012
02:49
The Colbert Report
S9
Affirmative Action Supreme Court Case
Abigail Fisher sues the University of Texas for its affirmative action admission policies, and Chief Justice John Roberts wants America to quit discriminating on its own.
10/16/2012
00:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - iPhone
Stephen captures the moment.
10/16/2012
03:38
The Colbert Report
S9
Second Presidential Debate Showdown
President Obama's first debate debacle wins him low expectations, and the second debate turns into a blood sport.
10/17/2012
03:55
The Colbert Report
S9
Libya-Gate Scandal
America can't be sure President Obama was talking about Benghazi in that Benghazi speech the day after the Benghazi attacks.
10/17/2012
00:09
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Loose Teeth
Stephen spits out his teeth.
10/17/2012
01:33
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitt's Greatest Debate Triumph
Mitt Romney's pre-debate coin flip conquest should improve his chances with undecided voters.
10/17/2012
02:30
The Colbert Report
S9
Stupid Town Hall Topics
Lady issues should be saved for the Sadie Hawkins debate, and Mitt Romney gets to the root of America's supposed gun problem.
10/17/2012
02:58
The Colbert Report
S9
Alpha Dog of the Week - Scott DesJarlais
Republican Congressman Scott DesJarlais stands adamantly against abortion except when it endangers the political life of the father.
10/17/2012
06:00
The Colbert Report
S9
Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry talks about African-American actors in Hollywood, the upcoming election and his latest film, "Alex Cross."
10/17/2012
06:37
The Colbert Report
S9
Special Report - A Shucking Disaster - Nightmare at the Mitchell Corn Palace
People drive from presumably elsewhere to see the historic Mitchell Corn Palace, but this year Director Mark Schilling receives a call that every Corn Palace director dreads.
10/18/2012
03:05
The Colbert Report
S9
The Killers
The alternative rock band chats about Mitt Romney's iPod and clears up a confusing song line for Stephen.
10/18/2012
02:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitt's First Day
Mitt Romney's inauguration day schedule exhibits the qualities of a real leader -- or a serious tweaker.
10/18/2012
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