The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Jon Addresses the Academy

Season 3 • 03/22/1999

Nick Nolte gives Jon the statue routine.

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Other News - Voodoo Economics

North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms has taken time off from sewing scarlet A's onto the frocks of adulterers to accuse the state department of supporting black magic.
03/18/1999
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The Beth Littleford Interview - Boy George

If President Bill Clinton asked Boy George to give him oral, Boy George would say yes.
03/18/1999
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A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Medical Marijuana

Children should never smoke marijuana, even if their grandmother with glaucoma says it's "cool."
03/18/1999
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Headlines - The Cane Mutiny

Josephine Chaplin sues the lottery commission in Israel for using her father's little tramp character to sell lottery tickets.
03/22/1999
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Headlines - A Bard Day's Night

There's a thing called the Oscars where the movie business gives itself prizes.
03/22/1999
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Personal Daily Show Business

Correspondents Beth Littleford and Vance DeGeneres try to settle their feud.
03/22/1999
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Moment of Zen - Celine Dion

Celine Dion wears a satin white suit and matching hat to the Oscars.
03/22/1999
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Other News - Killer Ads

Former world model O.J. Simpson is the spokesperson for Justice Media.
03/22/1999
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Jennifer Grey

Jennifer Grey waits until the second date to sniff her date's butt.
03/22/1999
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This Just In - Inflated Egos

Bertrand Piccard and Brian Jones become the first to circumnavigate the globe in a balloon.
03/22/1999
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Jon Addresses the Academy

Movie making isn't about winning awards. It's about telling stories.
03/22/1999
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Headlines - Troubly Bubblies

The Wal-Mart Bubby Chubbies toys are similar in design and the feel of the Teletubbies, only none of them are gay.
03/23/1999
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Where's Wallaby?

For Herbert Fritch, a family member was missing, but for animal control, a dangerous fugitive was on the loose.
03/23/1999
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Recap - 3/23/99

Jon Stewart ends the show and recaps the night's top stories.
03/23/1999
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Norm Macdonald

At the Aspen Comedy Festival, the only two comedians who needed oxygen tanks were Norm Macdonald and Rodney Dangerfield.
03/23/1999
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Headlines - Music for the Masses

Pope John Paul II's motivation in releasing his album is to glorify God, spread the Gospel and, hopefully, to meet chicks.
03/23/1999
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Moment of Zen - Teletubbies

A yellow Teletubbie blows a party favor at a purple Teletubbie.
03/23/1999
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This Just In - The Herpe Highway

Nowadays, when a trucker talks about "Smokey" he is referring to his urethra after a tinkle.
03/23/1999
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A Quick Word of Advice - Keith Richards

Whatever ancient Egyptian healing wrap that Keith Richards is using should be used on his face.
03/23/1999
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Other News - Tumbling Nards

A website is charging subscribers $10 to see nude photos of Keith Richards and $50 not to see the photos.
03/23/1999
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This Week in Hate - World White Web

Kids should check out the Internet to learn about reading, writing, arithmetic and Holocaust denial.
03/23/1999
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