The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Turkish Delight
Season 8 • 09/26/2012
Stephen resists an Ottoman delicacy.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 9/25/12
The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Airplane Window Gaffe
Just as Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon, Mitt Romney challenges manufacturers to put power windows on planes.
The Colbert ReportS8 "Rolling Calamity" Campaign & "America Again" Preview
Peggy Noonan calls the Romney campaign a "rolling calamity," and Stephen mails Mitt his new book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
The Colbert ReportS8 National Journal Poll
Since the Romney campaign is only on its third reboot, conservatives shouldn't worry about Mitt's negative poll numbers.
The Colbert ReportS8 Claressa Shields
American boxer Claressa Shields talks about the London Olympics, weight classes and Stephen's punchable head.
The Colbert ReportS8 Obama's Ottoman Empire
The bacon shortage is an Islamic conspiracy, and President Obama's disloyalty to murderous dictators means another Turkish Empire.
The Colbert ReportS8 Jim Holt
Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
The Colbert ReportS8 40 Days to Save America
Pastor Rick Scarborough's prayer projects seem to work on natural disasters, which is a perfect match for the Romney campaign.
The Colbert ReportS8 Yom Kippur & Aporkalypse
Yom Kippur comes to a close, and bacon lovers will die much later than they thought thanks to reduced salt and nitrates in their diets.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 9/26/12
The presidential race hinges on prayer, Barack Obama makes America less safe, and author Jim Holt asks why the world exists.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Turkish Delight
Tender rosewater candies entice Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS8 "Skewed" Presidential Polls
One conservative blogger reaches the scientific conclusion that President Obama's poll leads just don't look right.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - "America Again"
Stephen browses his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
The Colbert ReportS8 Mitt Romney's Sliding Poll Numbers
Mitt Romney shouldn't worry about the election because Obama could still make a gaffe, Mitt could win the debates or God could send a flood to destroy all mankind.
The Colbert ReportS8 Vince Gilligan Pt. 2
"Breaking Bad" mastermind Vince Gilligan spends all of his time making the wrong moral choices for Bryan Cranston's character.
The Colbert ReportS8 Vince Gilligan Pt. 1
"Breaking Bad" executive producer Vince Gilligan talks about meth street names and human nature.
The Colbert ReportS8 "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't"
Stephen publicizes his latest book, which contains the red, white and blueprint to rebuild America's greatness.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Supply Chained
Cheap prison labor leaves small manufacturers and unemployed Americans in the dust, but who else can make a toothbrush and a lunch tray into a crossbow?
The Colbert ReportS9 Ben Folds Five
Alternative rock trio Ben Folds Five says that their band name was supposed to be comical, but even their manager didn't think it wasn't funny.
The Colbert ReportS9 Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN Entourage
America will never cripple Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's regime now that Costco has given his associates unfettered access to Family Pack technology.
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